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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

SUNDAY #2947

One Of My Very Own...


EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com





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And we act like we are surprised.



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*builds time machine*
*goes back in time 183 days*
*earth is on the other side of the sun*
*dies in space*


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First the good news...

They are just a few decades late.

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Henry Ford called it an automobile because "Horse with no Name" sounded stupid.

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PEOPLE BEING CREATIVE WITH LIGHTBULBS





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"A car I've never seen before just parked outside. We're gonna die CAN YOU HEAR ME Jesus Christ you're not listening to me I said..."
   - Dogs

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CREATIVE PSA ADS ON MULTIPLE SUBJECTS











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Every time a person asks me if I'm high I say, "Are you a cop?"

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CREATIVE MAKERS OF THINGS


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Finally found a speeded up gif of this...

It was stated that this was a "time saving technique. I doubt that very much.
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When you aren't in a hurry, but you want to get a lot of attention getting there.

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🎶 Oh the weather inside is frightful.🎶



Said to be used in contaminated areas.
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Duge Beipanjiang Bridge crosses a gorge 565 meters above China's Nizhu River. That's a bigger height than One World Trade Center.

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This is me after telling a very funny joke with even one historical reference to my young friends who don't get it.


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"If you want something badly enough you'll never give up."
   - psychopaths

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AMUSING LANGUAGE USAGE




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This is not so much amusing as interesting...

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Riddle:

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Riddle: 5.9

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME
Let's learn things about this magnificent bastard...

Clésio Moreira dos Santos (born 8 January 1958), better known as Margarida, is a Brazilian football referee, known for his over-the-top style that made him famous on YouTube.
In 1988 his training as a referee started. In 1992 he had the idea to create an atypical referee persona. He started to wear pink shirts to add another dimension to his role and as an innovation for the visibility of the referee. Most of all, however, he wants to portray having fun in his role.
He started refereeing in his peculiar style in 1994 after a game in the second league of the Campeonato Catarinense de Futebol in the state of Santa Catarina. He was then hired for four games from a Florianópolis team against a Mexican team.
His official career as a referee ended in 2004. He does still perform at amateur and charity games upon request. His day job is tourism manager in the city of Palhoça in the metropolis region Florianópolis. In 2008 he was a candidate for the city council.
Despite the image he built and what it may suggest regarding his sexuality, Moreira dos Santos is a married heterosexual and has three children.
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And yet another thief notices the camera...

I'm thinking he lives in a place where he would lose a hand for that.
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Introducing your new girlfriend to your friends...

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Watch carefully...

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Could explain the low divorce rate in Israel.
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What tree?

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Commuters on the Portland MAX train try to avoid water seeping in the train as it traverses flooded tracks.

But go back an look at that guy in the middle rear.
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When you're on vacation and the attractions start eating the guests but you spent 20$ on these Margaritas...


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Out of pure habit, my wife drops her pants when her dentist puts on latex gloves.

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1 comment:

Will Waggins said...

I love the oldboy reference. One of my favorite movies!

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