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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Monday, January 16, 2017

MONDAY #2948

One Of My Very Own...


EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

OLD TIMEY ROCK AND ROLL





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How About Mexico Just Buys Twitter And Cut The Snake Off At The Head?


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My Russian viewers have returned.
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Every year the silicon computer chip shrinks in size by half and doubles in power, enabling our devices to become more mobile and accessible. But what happens when our chips can't get any smaller? 
The untapped world of nanomaterials.



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Lady at the dollar store checked to see if my $20 was fake. Like if I could counterfeit money I'd be shopping at the dollar store.


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This took me far longer than it should have...


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I approach even small chores with the enthusiasm of a POW forced to build a railway bridge over the river Kwai before their commander got all gung-ho.

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UNUSUAL IMAGES


Oscar Pistorius' prosthetics lie on the floor as he walks on his amputated legs during argument in mitigation of sentence by his defense attorney Barry Roux in the High Court in Pretoria, South Africa, on June 15. An appeals court found Pistorius guilty of murder and not a lesser charge of culpable homicide for the shooting death of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.
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If I had it to do all over again I would have delved into aerial photography.

Or a drone with a camera on it.
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The heartache of loneliness...

Roasting marshmallows over a candle alone.
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Social media usage of the word Fuck...

American election day.
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I'm thinking it is fake because the writing is so damned large.
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What it's like to be married to a dentist...


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Fun Fact - The faster you walk around the office the more important you are.

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THINGS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE


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I actually researched that, but with nothing definitive. [verification needed]
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Could be true...or photoshopped...

But that is exactly why she lost the election. She considered anyone who would vote for Trump an idiot and nobody likes to be called an idiot.
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I know someone who works for the FAA and he will tell me if they do shit like this...

Try and not think about this the next time you fly.

Crack? Stop, drill, and patch plate. Patch cracked? You bet your sweet ass we'll do the same thing. That plate cracked? GUESS WHAT BUTTERCUP? PATCH PLATE TIME!
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My reaction to a girl saying, "There are no women in that film, or people of color" after the trailer for Dunkirk aired.

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It's like my nana always said, "If you choose your friends wisely, you'll never have good drugs."

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And that huge magnificent beast will still defer to that child as his master.

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SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

About Black Holes...short and astonishing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75QuQD4tIfo
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I couldn't find much about this either...

But this is what was said about it:
"Groups of dark brown streaks have been photographed by the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter on melting pinkish sand dunes covered with light frost."
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Speaking of...


NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter (MRO) has recently found a remarkable covert ice deposit under Utopia Planitia on the Red Planet that is expected to comprise as much water as Lake Superior, the largest of the Great Lakes of North America.
Link: http://www.physics-astronomy.com/2016/12/enormous-ice-sheet-discovered-on-mars.html#.WGmmyLYrLo8
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Researcher were baffled after learning that 234 stars out of 2.5 million release a very precise signal, something that fits perfectly into previous ETI models.
Here's the whole article in Physics-Astronomay:
http://www.physics-astronomy.com/2016/10/astronomers-detect-strange-star-signals.html#.WGmmG7YrLo8
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A visualization of cancer...


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"When Danish naval officer Gustav Holm was exploring the eastern coast of Greenland in 1885, an Inuit named Kunit gave him this three-dimensional wooden map. The two parts form one whole: The bottom carving represents the coast from Sermiligak to Kangerdlugsuatsiak, and the top is an island offshore. The Inuit would carry these maps in their kayaks to navigate the waters between the two landmasses."

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A young friend told me that the first thing he did in 2017 was puke in an Uber car.

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LANGUAGE CLEVERNESS





I've read in more than one source that many men (me) consider a full beard a kind of mask.

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The Simpsons need to have an episode where Arsenal wins the Champions League.

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When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I did those things online.

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FAMOUS PEOPLE DOING AND SAYING THINGS







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When I hear someone say, "A little bit of snow and everyone forgets how to drive," I imagine some guy trying to start his car with a pancake or steer from the roof.

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OH SHIT MOMENTS


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And the better you get at it, the worse it gets.
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So am I to assume it could have gone right through his ear?
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And now, Gentle Reader, one of the damnest things I have ever witnessed in a sporting event...

That reminds me of the Greek warrior who ran around the battlefield and butt fucked any enemy soldier left alive.

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I have never thought of this before...



This is the part I hate the most.

I talked to a young woman just the other day and I asked if she was religious. She said she was Catholic. I asked if she went to Mass or read the bible or went to confession and she kind of laughed and said, "Nooooo" in the same tone she would deny eating dog shit. I then asked why she said she was Catholic and she said, "Because I was born Catholic."
And I think such as that is what skews the numbers in polls. People are asked if they are religious and they just say whatever they were raised as because it's easier and less embarrassing than trying to explain that deep down they don't believe anymore.

But I sincere understand this...

Meditation, yoga, running and drinking would probably help without getting magic involved.

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