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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Monday, February 6, 2017

MONDAY #2969

And in case you haven't seen the greatest Super Bowl ad we weren't allowed to see, please take a couple of minutes to view this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPo2B-vjZ28&feature=player_embedded
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One Of My Very Own...
 Okay, that was awful. But I have a policy that anything I spend time putting together will get posted. Remember that there is a chance I may have been drinking while getting them prepared. So here's another...




 How powerful. And I wonder why I am one of the few Americans who is outraged. I would do everything short of war to make Russia pay for this naked aggression. Seriously, when in our lifetime has a big country just swallowed up parts of a weaker neighbor and the US just sat on the sidelines? 

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There's a new meme floating around...



 And then this...





Americans, as a rule, don't give a fuck what other countries think of us. But even our allies think Trump is a very big mistake.



But I will stick to my observation that Trump didn't so much win, as Hillary gave it to him.


By proving once and for all that she is a power-hungry, cheating bitch.
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My rare ventures into obscene pop culture...
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This is a pic our friend sent us from inside the Super Bowl control center van.
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And this is my two dear friends at their wedding last Saturday.


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I think about you guys often. I know there are people all over the world tuning in to Radio Folio Olio that are eating types of food I have never eaten. They are across the table from a person who they may hate or they may love. When they walk outside they may or may not feel safe. Some have their future ahead of them, or behind them...learning how to live or preparing to die. I just want you to honor me today with one request. Today, try to smile at friends and strangers. Give them a nod and maybe do something nice for someone whom you do not expect anything in return. But the smile is the most important thing. Thank you for your patience.


 THINGS YOU CAN ACTUALLY PURCHASE

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Yeah, so let's talk about rap music's vile lyrics...
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New Flexphone


The first thing any guy would do with a flexible phone is to vibrate, wrap it around his dick, and call himself.
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And if you are planning on spending money, don't waste it on this...


[verification needed]

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Why are we fighting over skin color, gender, and sexual orientation when there are people out there who don't like waffles!




HUMANS DOING WHAT HUMANS DO

Adam West, AKA Batman 
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That expression you make when you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive.


I read an article many years ago that stated that the first sign of a dysfunctional government will be the number of unfilled potholes. We shall see.

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Sending dick pics is so amateur. If you want to impress a girl, send them pics of you having sex with some large farm animal...or better yet, a large ZOO animal. Costumes optional.




TALKING POINTS OR DISCUSSION STARTERS

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 Studying 30 professions, researchers concluded that the occupations that are most resistant to roboticization are those that are "unpredictable" -- CEOs, school psychologists, economists, allergists, immunologists, and environmental scientists.
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 What happens when tolerant people don't have guns.
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Mine must be off the charts.
But remember what Gandhi said about it...

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Earth is the least peaceful planet in our solar system.




SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

The speed and direction of the robot are determined by the position of the fish relative to the middle of its tank, so it changes as the fish swims around in its tank.
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This a "globular cluster" located in the Milky Way.


Still fill we humans are special? Well, you have an ally...

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I wonder if there are any times on a clock face that I have never seen.




ME SHARING STRANGENESSES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE FACTUAL

 I wonder how many people will see the humor.
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You people without health insurance, when you get sick you make chicken soup with low grade poultry and hope the antibiotics seep out.
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Going to heaven but have some questions?


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When your chain of command is so intricate that nobody is at fault for anything that happens.

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Do white people have a special gene, so that only them are racists?


MAY YOU LIVE IN INTERESTING TIMES



Why does that not surprise me?
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And guess how many people went to jail.


Western Union admitted it behaved criminally through its "willful failure to maintain an effective anti-money laundering program and aiding and abetting wire fraud," reports Forbes. They've agreed to pay a $586 million fine.
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 Yet most people ignore this fact that I have posted repeatedly. Calm the fuck down, people! The chances of you dying at another's hand is remote.
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 Can't we just celebrate America's peaceful transfer of power? It's a model for the world. Be proud of it.
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 This type of crap happens far too often. I would have loved to see Elizabeth Warren sitting there. As of now, I have a great deal of respect for that woman.
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 A development that we should all examine more closely.

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Because of dating apps, many people will first lay eyes on the love of their life while evacuating their bowels.


 
ANIMALS

Plus it makes them look fabulous. 
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 Maybe...
 The dogs are probably panting because they are hot and/or thirsty, you idiot.
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Stupid caption.
 But it was one of my earliest posts. I asked then and ask now, How much do you think she got paid to do that?
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 The stripes on the zebra and his shadow don't line up. Look at the back thigh area.
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 I know that's silly, but my wife is really into flamingos. Like EVERYTHING in the kitchen has a flamingo on it except the sink.

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If you were an 18 year old girl who flashed your boobs in the first Girls Gone Wild video, you would be 34 years old today.


LANGUAGE



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Dora calls herself an "explorer," but travels exclusively through mapped territory.


PLACES


Agent X and Agent Full Stop are a pair of graffiti activists who call themselves Acción Ortográfica Quito: they sneak around the streets of Quito, Ecuador with cans of red spray-paint, correcting the punctuation, grammar and spelling of the city's prolific graffiti writers, bringing legibility to boasts, professions of love, and political messages.
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The perfect zombie island if it just had a draw bridge.


And the first thing I would do when I had to sleep anywhere, I would place sound making devices outside my camp that I could activate when zombies neared to draw them away....cans full of stones attached to cords, etc.
Questions: As I understand it, water does not, in fact, drown zombies since they are dead already. As I recollect, there was a scene where zombies were trapped underwater and were still danger. So, if you resided on the island above and had a drawbridge, what would you do with the zombies flopping around on the lake bottom?
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What a delightful mental exercise. 

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AN OLDIE

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Why do women never narrate movie trailers?

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But the counter argument is that god might provide the food, but you still have to eat it. In believer's minds god gave us heart replacements and drugs, etc. I know it's silly, but they have had a long time to hone their arguments.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Titanic times strict gender roles ya man. Screw 2017 am I right?

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