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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

WEDNESDAY #2985

One Of My Very Own...

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Finding hard data about Sweden is daunting. Here's my latest find, and well worth the read.

"Why you cannot call Sweden "Safe". The issues present within the Swedish Police."



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When dating my wife she asked me to come over to her place to play doctor, then left me waiting in the living room for over an hour. 


SCIENCY STUFF

I remember telling the doctor I was out of cough medicine and she said the bottle should have lasted two weeks. Asked me how I dosed it and I just mimicked turning up the bottle. She was aghast. Then I read from the bottle that I was to take 10 drams are some such shit and asked her how many Americans she thought knew what a goddamn dram was...2? Then she gave me a dram cup measurer like she should have done in the first place.
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If you think about it just right, ancient man who first found this had stumbled across ready made building material that would last, oh, forever. 


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No word on whether he can control his ride.
But I would think a simple pressure plate in the seat would work.

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Most people's first word of the year is "happy."


SOCIAL STUDIES

So it has come down to this.
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Why would she sell seashells down by the seashore, that's a terrible place for a seashell stand. 


SUPER POWERS NO ONE 
HAS THOUGHT OF YET









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I often walk around my house with my eyes closed to practice in case I ever go blind.


DID. NOT. SEE. THAT. COMING.

What you expect.

What you don't expect.
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Look carefully.
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This was a great gif that wouldn't load, so I made still shots.
First you find it...

Then you dig it out...

And lift it out...

Take the covering off of it...

And you have a fresh 18" fish dinner.
And all your friends are giddy with excitement.
West African Protopterus Fish Sleeping in the Ground.

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I think I am, therefore I am...I think.

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2 comments:

Joe calderone said...

If you want to be a 1999 Ford Focus, be the best 1999 Ford Focus you can be.

Anonymous said...

Loved your performance at the 2011 vmas joe! Lol I would be so happy if I had the same name as a lady Gaga persona. Shits awesome man.

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