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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

THURSDAY #2986

One Of My Very Own...

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Down on the Corner


All my young friends at the bar found this very moving. None of them can understand it.


At a Serbian soccer match the public made gorilla sounds to offend Everton Luis, a Brazilian player, to the point of making him cry, so the match was suspended. Fuck racism, is one of the most wicked defects humanity has, we are one race, regardless of genetical differences, we all deserve respect. Maybe other guy wouldn't have cried, but that is not the point, the point is the ignorance of the people who feel superior for their skin tone. 

This is Iranian chess grandmasters Dorsa and Borna Derakhshani. They were both permanently banned from competing in Iran because she did not wear a hijab during a competition and because he competed against an Israeli player. 

More Jewish cemeteries are vandalized.

What the hell is the matter with us? Why is it that so many people seem to have a real need to hate a group of other people, when, in fact, there's not a dime's worth of difference between most of us.

So, as usual, I will make a joke about it...


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JUST SOME THINGS YOU MAY WANT TO THINK ABOUT

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This reminds me of the panic/boredom avoidance that explains all our actions.
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Pedophilia. They are talking about pedophilia.
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Conspiracies never hold up. The US faked the attack in the Gulf of Tonkin and got caught and they only involved US military personnel who were sworn to secrecy. Hillary's campaign collapsed because somebody ratted her out for cheating. Now imagine trying to keep thousands of mouths shut. Impossible.
Now I will grant you that the collapse of Building 7 is weird as shit, but weirdness does not a conspiracy make.
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I've always refused to give people the power to effect me that way. My worse punishment is withdrawal of attention.

Here's testing the waters...

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If we are ever in a situation where I am the 'voice of reason,' then we are in a very, very serious situation.


LANGUAGE

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Can I use the back door?
All the guys trying to use Stair 1 Roof Access would burn to death because they'd never find it.--===
Yeah, you might outrun him, but you ain't never going to outrun his radio.
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I know it's a repost, but it still makes me smile.
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It has been 10 days since I quit Viagra and it really hasn't been that hard.


THE HUMAN CONDITION

Some have this muscle, some don't. Try touching your thumb and little finger together to see whether you have it or not. The small tendon is shown on the left in this gif and it's a remnant from when we needed to have a tight grip. 
You all did that didn't you.

Speaking of...
You made a fist and looked at it, didn't you.
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Woman claimed a rooster attacked her, so they pulled up the security tape.
Roosters are one thing, but a goose will make you shit in your pants.
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Or so I'm told. 
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The most Canadian photo ever taken.
You would think more people would do that.
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Did you see it?
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I am fascinated by the foods that different cultures eat. Here we have bacon, eggs, biscuits & gravy, and hash browns. Although in the South each person would get that much bacon.
There are plenty of people who would gag on a fried insect even though foreigners eat the shit out of them. I think it's the same thing with religion. Once inculcated firmly the rest of them will make you sick.

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I used to want to be a garbage man because I thought they only worked one day a week.


THE NON-HUMAN CONDITION

This is a much bigger problem than I would have thought...
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Bison Return to a Canadian National Park for the First Time in 140 Years

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The only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big you say, "Hell, yeah."


ALEXEY KONDAKOV KNOWS PHOTOSHOP

I found those delightful.

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If stating there is no god is considered disrespectful of Christians, why isn't stating
that there is a god considered disrespectful of atheist?


SOLVING PROBLEMS

Yeah, I'll give this guy a C-.
The guy that deserves all the money he got paid is the guy who made the top 10% smaller so it would cost less and fit into the bottom of another can.
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At first I thought this was the sky reflected off a calm lake. But now I think it's a bridge over a fog filled valley.
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Could be all just accept what a wonderful idea this is. Now imagine a whole city filled with buildings like that.
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The last resort in the art of problem solving...

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I want a movie with Liam Neeson as a man who rescues the wrong woman in 'Mistaken'.

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Speaking of stupidity...


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