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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

THINGS AT WHICH THE LAWS OF DIGNITY FORBID YOU TO LAUGH: A TUTORIAL




PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS POST IF THERE IS A REMOTE CHANCE THAT YOU ARE GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT.


IT HAS NARY A SHRED OF REDEEMING QUALITIES.

WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH MY SENSE OF HUMOR.

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⚠ Trigger warning ⚠



I WILL make fun of you...it's like a rule here at the Folio Olio Institute of Insensitivity; and if you think about it, insulting everyone is the only fair way to do it.

The real "privilege" is living a life so cushioned that you consider gender mislabeling to be an actual problem.
Or I might add; made fun of.

Example Two:

I rest my case.

Now, I know this concerns the government...
 But imagine if I gave each of my viewers the right to tell me what I could make fun of and what things are forbidden? Then there would soon be no humor left. So, please, if you are offended, it's your own fault. Do I not give adequate warning?

HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE:

AND IF YOU BELIEVE IN SUCH THINGS...
ALL BLAME FOR ANY HURT FEELING BELONGS DIRECTLY WITH YOURS TRULY.
SO IF YOU PLAN TO CONTINUE, YOU BETTER BUCKLE THE FUCK UP, CAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE.


YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO JOKE ABOUT ABORTION



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STOP NOW...IT ONLY GETS WORSE

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YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO LAUGH AT GENDER SEXUAL PREFERENCES


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YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO LAUGH AT PEOPLE WITH ANY SORT OF HANDICAP

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PEOPLE GETTING HURT IS NOT FUNNY


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You might want to watch that again.
And again.


CHILDHOOD MISFORTUNES CAN NOT BE THE SOURCE OF ANY KIND OF HUMOR


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Ad placement...

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When shown the autopsy photos...


RACE AND CULTURE ARE
TABOO SUBJECTS


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ANIMAL CRUELTY IS NOT FUNNY


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IF YOU SMILED ONCE, THEN YOU ARE AN INSENSITIVE HUMAN BEING...OR SO I'M TOLD.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Needed a laugh today. Thank you

Anonymous said...

if you laughed once you r gay

Anonymous said...

Dammit, now I have to go suck a dick.

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