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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

TUESDAY #3033

One Of My Very Own...


What Kind Of Woman Is This ~ Buddy Guy



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Speaking of...
The mask makers are getting very good nowadays.

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I just let my wife check mine. Bitch can hardly keep her hands off them.


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The only person who listens to both sides of an argument, is the next door neighbor.


THINGS I THINK ABOUT ALL TOO FREQUENTLY

The near perfect Walking Dead weapon, except I would have a blade on both ends in case I was surrounded.

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There needs to be many more life hacks like this...

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Been thinking about these a lot lately and discussing them with young friends. As an artist I've never understood the attraction of doing the same damn thing over and over and over (think fat letter graffiti), but back then the "What is art" box was pretty small. During the time of the cavemen, that box was exclusively hunters of game and that game. Throughout the ages artists have expanded the box until today, I get to arrange dollar bills in various contraptions and declare it art.
But back to the monoliths on Easter Island. I think it is likely that the islanders found a large rock that by hook or crook resembled a face and thought it a miracle or some such shit. Then, being bored to tears and/or jealous, another family decided to make themselves one just like it. For all the generations that lived there the what is art box stayed the exact same size and nothing new developed. And that's my case and I'm sticking to it.

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I like to think about how universally the circle is...from atoms to galaxies.

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This is an artform.

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I'm taking a medication that forbids me from ever eating grapefruit again. I find that perplexing.

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I preach this every damn day.

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Does anyone really care what nationality Magellan was? Or for that matter Columbus? No, they don't. I am of the opinion that this man should have his statue in every countries capital, but politics being what they are, I doubt I will see it in my life time.

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If you're ambushed at night, technically you got pmbushed.


ART AND/OR PHOTOGRAPHY


And to come full cycle...
^Carlos Tardez
(...full cycle...hahahahahaah)

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Minimally Painted Wood Sculptures That Highlight Environmental Decay by Willy Verginer.




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Somebody, somewhere made the decision to do this...
I admire them.

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(It's the only section it would fit in)

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THEO VAN GOGH: I can’t believe you lost your other ear in a poker game.
VINCENT VAN GOGH: What?


LANGUAGE FOR GOOD OR NOUGHT


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That's fucking freaky.

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The Still Bourne Identity

Schinler's Bucket List

Jack Reacher Round

Mom's Toy Story

Up Yours

Lord of the Cock Rings

Bill Cosby and Ted's Excellent Adventure

White Power Rangers

Die Rock Hard

The Italian Blow Job

District 9 Eleven

White Pride and Prejudice

X-Rated Men

Ferris Bueller's Day Jacking Off

Million Dollar Crack Baby

Trouser Snakes on a Plane

The Unemployed Graduate

The Mail-Order Princess Bride

See-Saw.

Reservoir Hot Dogs

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Insurance

Midnight Reverse Cowboy

The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction

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Why is it called BUG spray not disINSECTant?


THINGS THAT IMPRESS ME

Samsung’s foldable phone may actually be coming in 2017. The bigger screen you want, but able to fit in you pocket.


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Antti Aarnio-Vihuri, 77, didn´t hit or harm anyone, but he happens to be a billionaire and in Finland fines are adjusted based on your income. 
There was another car stopped before the crosswalk on line next to him when he failed to stop his own car by it to check for any approaching pedestrians.
Citizen with average income would have walked (or driven) away with about 400 € fines. So, if you are a billionaire coming to Finland, I strongly recommend hiring a driver.

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Yes, I love soccer, but I've just learned that Carolina basketball exhausts me with the constant thrills. 

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It spells OPEN when rotated...don't know why it didn't load.

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People who solve problems like this impress me.

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This guy THANKS god in lectures and shit.

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Merlin Trebuchet


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LEADER: Welcome to Sarcasm Club.
ME: I thought this was Gullible Club.
L: No..but we're all SO happy you're here.
M: That's so nice thanks!


MORE CONTROVERSY 


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I like guns. Guns are fun. But that does not make this argument good logic.

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"South China sea… the disputed islands. When they say they are off limits they mean they are off limits."
I've mentioned this before, if China gets away with this what's to keep other nations from doing the same. France pulling sand off the sea floor to create islands in the English Channel then declaring French only zones around them? Cuba doing the same between them and Florida; Iran doing it in the Persian Gulf.
This is unprecedented and extremely dangerous.

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If every day is a gift, then today was socks.



So, let's hear what the foreign press has to say about things...




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Apparently, it's "bad manners" to ask a woman if she's self-conscious about her hair.

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LET'S TALK ABOUT HUMOR, SHALL WE?

When scrolling through Folio Olio and see a post that makes you giggle.
 Your LMAO is really only your blowing a little air out your nose.
This may come at a shock to some of you people, but I don't make all this shit up every day. I cruise the internet and steal funny things on the dozen or so sites I visit. Some days there are a spate of posts concern various issues and I simply copy and paste into Folio Olio. Some times there are tasteless jokes about things I really don't give a shit about, but those jokes made me blow air out my nose...so I share them. It's just that simple.
So don't take it so seriously. I don't "aim" my humor at anyone. It may look like I do, but I don't.

For instance, I ran across this and thought it funny because of the utter ridiculousness of it all.
So, in closing, just because I chose to share something ridiculous doesn't mean I want WWIII.


3 comments:

Senph42 said...

As an artist I've never understood the attraction of doing the same damn thing over and over and over... like painting trees and lakes and portraits staring at you and shit... or painting fake windows on a wall... or carving nude guys out of marble... or stuffing dollar bills in holes, or stacking dollar bills on top of each other... or... you see, just because you can't tell the difference between a fat letter and another fat letter, it doesn't means it's the same thing, or that it's better or worse than any other field of art. Isn't it easier just not to give a damn about the stuff? Some of those kids learn and realize along the way (just like I did) that there's more behind graffiti than just writing a fake name for fame everywhere and become "regular" artists, many of whom you later praise on your blog for their murals. Other kids realize they suck at fat lettering, find another hobby, or a girlfrinend and abandon the whole phenomena. Seems like nothing changed from the Easter island jealous neighbour times, monkey see monkey do...

Ralph Henry said...

That, sir, was the most coherent, lucid, well-crafted comment I have ever received. I commend you. You have given me much to think about.
Thank you.

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