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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

WEDNESDAY $3083




I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU


It seems all US Presidents have problems with personal greetings.

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There is something about this that make mad.
They released this awful, embarrassing photo of a man that hasn't even been found guilty.
I had a friend who was stopped for DUI. His employer fired him because of it, then he was found not guilty.

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Jupiter in the infrared
Holy cow!



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Roses are red
Xanax is blue
When one just won't work
Go ahead and take two


ART AND PHOTOGRAPHY

This is made from one piece of wood.
Wow!

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Making art of donuts
Is that art? Hell, I don't know.
But check this out.
Use various glazed donuts for this.
I don't think those are all un-shopped donuts.

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Photography or sculpture?
I honestly don't know.

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Certain amount of drama here.

As there is strange juxtaposition here.

Photographer: Climb up on that post.
Model: What?

Want to be a photographer?
Take a shitload of pictures and pray you shot something magic.

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That was for my wife.

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I so love the absurd.

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Tilt-shift Van Gogh

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I read somewhere that a law in Paris forbids any building to be built that obscures the view of the Eiffel Tower.

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This is very close to Art with a capital A.

This is wonderful.

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I am going to declare this is Art, also with a capital A.
When the day comes that you can buy moving posters that you mount on your wall and you can see that any time you want to, THAT is the image I want to look at.
Something about do not go quietly into the good night.


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 I feel like maybe if God didn't spend all his time helping people win at sports and awards shows he'd have time to fix some shit.


PEOPLE BEHAVING ODDLY

If you believers only knew how absurd shit like that seems to the rest of us.
That god would actually demand such a ritual is beyond belief. Then there is this...
Question: Is it possible for a true believer in god to also believe in UFOs? I'm asking for a friend.

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Don't let this child breed.

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Iraqi journalist is alive another day thanks to the GoPro deflecting a sniper bullet.

A still of same...


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Yes, we do do shit like that.
I knew a guy that told all first dates that he needed to stop by the store and cash a check. After writing said check he would get out and toss the check book on the seat...and of course the girl looked at the record of deposits and checks written. His record looked like he had millions in the bank with checks written for diamonds, furs, etc.

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This took me much longer than it should have...

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Guess what this is.

Looks like whelps. I don't like it...too negative.

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I don't know what you ladies call this...
But us men call it victory.

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The King of Thailand is suing Facebook to keep photos like these, of him in a crop-top off the web.
And the stupid bastard doesn't know that's EXACTLY how to get guys like me and you to look at it.

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Door gunner.
In Vietnam, people who had jobs that kept them on the base were given no respect. A friend of mine was a radio guy assigned to headquarters and he would go AWOL to fly door gunner so the real warriors would show him some respect.


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 A man suffered a heart attack at the drive thru. I quickly MacGyvered a pencil to his electric car & defibrillated him. I was that hungry.


MINUTIA TO MULL

Name the movie by vehicle.

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I didn't know that.

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Smoke Curtain
1/2 mile long dropped from plane in about 18 seconds.
I would imagine it was to veil the fleet from shore or ship bombardment.

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You know there is really no reason for Superman to have huge muscles.

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Do we really need that?

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This store in New York lets you crack your own Geode. 

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I read that nobody in their right mind would put two mice in the cage at once. The snake is more or less defenseless while it's eating.

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I grew up with a dog just like this.
He was half collie, half German shepherd and he would get in between me and a bigger kid or adult, just like that.

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This is a gif, but for whatever reason it's not looped, meaning after it runs through it just stops.


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I would like to apologize to anyone who knew me between my first and second marriage.


THE WONDER WHAT IS LANGUAGE

So it's come to this...

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Exactly.


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Me, at a sci-fi movie: Pffft like that would ever happen. 
Me, at that "other" movie genre: YES I ABSOLUTELY ACCEPT THIS OUTLANDISH SCENARIO.

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Got a child? Print this out and pin it to their wall.
Also notice that the relaxed mouth stretches from pupil to pupil.

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⚠ Trigger warning ⚠
TOMORROW I WILL POST THINGS YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO LAUGH AT. IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY, THEN MAKE PLANS NOW TO HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO DURING YOUR NORMAL FOLIO OLIO TIME.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm excited for the triggering

Ralph Henry said...

What the fuck does that mean?

Anonymous said...

I'm excited to see the offending. Ya know the warning at the end

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