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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Sunday, July 16, 2017

SUNDAY #3127 IT'S A STRANGE WORLD AFTER ALL

One Of My Very Own...



John Denver ANNIE'S SONG


My bartender gave me an Australian bottle of wine called 19 crimes.
He told me that one of the crimes by which you could be sent to Australia when it was a penal colony was printed on the cork. I instantly said, "Oh, I hope I get sexual deviant!"
Well, later I told one of my favorite servers that story and when she walked away she said, "Let me know what your cork says." I told her that that exact statement may have never been spoken before, and I know not to me.

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The found an alien mummy. Carbon dating to a few hundred years AD.
You may find this as interesting as I did.



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 PERSON WHO JUST INVENTED WINDOWS: "Check it out."
PERSON WHO’S ABOUT TO INVENT CURTAINS: "I hate it."


BIZARRE: CONSPICOUSLY UNCONVENTIONAL


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Tornado destroys CVS receipt.

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That dish takes a lot of mussels.

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This took me far too long.
It's a head of lettuce.

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It's this guy...

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I found this hilarious.
Of course, I'm the guy who watched the movie in which a young girl had an asshole for a mouth.

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Very bizarre bad people...

And...
That just to remind you that you probably pass people like that on the sidewalk from time to time.

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What is this; the national pastime? 

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Voted least likely to be raped.

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A couple of oldies that can still amuse...
I sure would have liked to know how that began. I'm assuming someone tossed in the red toolbox right on top of the accelerator.

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Sorry, Ghostbusters. At best, I might email or text you.


BIZARRE THINGS I LEARNED RECENTLY

In case anyone was wondering how to wash their bald head in space.

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Frying up some vermicelli noodles.
You don't even want to know how I pronounced that the first try. I was so impressed that I declared that the next time I see that on a menu I'm going to order it. They told me they are rather light.

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If that is, in fact, not true, please don't tell me.

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Something tells me that's not the first time she's done that.

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Sunlight through a tree during an eclipse.


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 The reason Zimbabwe isn't ready for its own currency is they don't have a dead president to put on the money.


INTERNATIONALLY BIZARRE


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Mexican bank guard just locks the doors on robbers...


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Serious question: When someone's telling you a tragic story and they're crying; how long should I wait before taking another bite of my corn dog?


ART WEIRDNESSES

Didn't get this person's name.
They had hundreds of images. If I had a camera worth a shit maybe I should do that instead of leaving attached artifacts.

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Movie where three young men, a Muslim, a Hindi, and a Catholic were best friends. This old father finely understood when the interfaith marriages started...

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This young man asked his girlfriend, a tattoo artist, to marry him while he is being tattooed.

This was the tattoo
She checked yes with red ink.

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Paolo Čerić
I do not know how big or what materials were used in the above images, but I sure would like that to be human hair.

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Giuseppe Velardo
Very painterly, very wonderful. He's a master with the brush.

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I know I'm being an elitist, but what do you think the chances are that she "gets" this?


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If I've learned anything from Netflix it is to never go through that door that mysteriously opened all by itself in that 300 year old hotel with a tragic past.

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Here comes my elitism again...
A marvelous job of transforming that surface with color and energy. Then the fat letters arrived.
I'm hoping the fat letters were there first, if not a rule between muralists was broken - to wit, a muralist will never touch a wall with another muralist's work on it without permission from the artist. I've followed that rule all of my life even if the mural was a piece of shit.


2 comments:

Scott James said...

RE: the tattoo artist. That was the first tattoo artist I have ever seen who didn't have a visible tattoo of her own.

Robin said...

I think it's probably a cabbage head.

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