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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Monday, July 17, 2017

MONDAY #3128 LANGUAGE

One Of My Very Own...



ODE TO JOY


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Captured ISIS V-IED (trapcars)
Most of the cars were taken by ISIS from the people of Mosul by force. advancing Iraqi forces faced as much as 67 V-IED a day

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She was Persian.


NOTE: I'm not proud of this post, but there were slim picking in the ether. 


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I used to mix metaphors but that ship has gone under the bridge.


LANGUAGE SECTION

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The Ressurection of Treesus Christ

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Makes you wonder what actually led to this being posted.

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Milking the patriotism for all it's worth...

Then you notice this...

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I have two hands you smuck.
Yes, I'm a problem solver.

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If movies were children's books...







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A wonderful headline...

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Climate: Hi.
Humans: You've changed.


NOT LANGUAGE SECTION

What some people will do for internet points.

And my favorite...

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The end of WWII is celebrated in Moscow, 1945.
The whole country ran out of vodka....true.

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Anyone know what these firefighters are atop?

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I had no idea...

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Who gets in a lion's den?
The lioness helps save the idiot.

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I think we (humanity) have been extremely lucky that we haven't lost someone on or near the moon.

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This is actually a thing.  It actually exists.

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Mother Russia Facts:

Area or width?


I just assumed this was in Russia...

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My wife is probably at her sexiest when she's moving her head around trying to see if it's a smudge on her sunglasses or an eye floater.

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When NASA had to issue a statement explaining there are no child sex slaves on Mars.

It's like we Americans take pride in our ignorance.
And I'm sick of it. Ghosts, UFOs, Bigfoot, Chemtrails, 9/11...just fucking stop! The real world is so much more fascinating than that fabricated bullshit.


1 comment:

Jambe said...

regarding the firefighters: they're atop the Large Binocular Telescope on Mount Graham near Safford, AR.

http://www.lbto.org/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Binocular_Telescope

An article about the fire showing and referencing the firefighters:

http://tucson.com/news/science/frye-fire-might-have-damaged-telescope-dome-atop-mount-graham/

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