One Of My Very Own...
Ned Beatty, forever known as the guy who got butt-fucked by a hillbilly while oinking like a pig.
Now that, boys and girls, is a line on you resume.
I have a new background image.
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"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the english language. "No."
CREATIVE LANGUAGE
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No wonder they always looked so chill in those old photographs.
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Honest Book Titles
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A genuine Oh Shit moment.
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I'll bet money the driver was texting.
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"I'll take number 3 or the win, Alex."
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Question young people: Do people in your dreams send text message to other people in your dreams?
SNAFU
(FUBAR)
They don't make 'em like this anymore.
I'm thinking that was a reinforced military building.
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Blurring out the nipple makes this classy as fuck.
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Day drinking makes golf so much more fun.
And then his "friends" put the whole thing on Youtube.
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Just when you think it can't get any worse...
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Watched a movie about cave explorers. They all held their flares directly in front of their face.
You do the math.
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Freak Factor of Jobs
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One does not simply become an honest person by placing his hand on a bible.
THE OPPOSITE OF SNAFU
(NON-FUBAR)
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I'm not easily impressed, but...
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I'll let this speak for itself...
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"Probably not that big of an achievement for musicians living in big cities, but as a young chick from the Midwest, it was a pretty awesome experience. The world could always use more Rachmaninoff."
My first wife played a whole bunch of Rachmaninoff.
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It's not a non-fubar because he did it...
It's non-fubar because he could outlive that to still become a great actor.
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Watched a video about that. Fire drawer, water drawer and food drawers. Here's the only part you may omit.
I think just drilling some hole in it would work.
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Interestingly, a man invented it and never was adequately thanked.
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Yes, houses could be ordered in kits, complete down to the doorknobs and nails.
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Some guy just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you are tougher than the sun? The fucking sun!
ART
He covered it with wallpaper.
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If I asked you to name this painting you would most likely say, "Whistler's Mother."
The name is actually "The Artist's Mother."
But if I may add, his is the most kick ass name of any artist ever.
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It’s a small world, Slinkachu
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"I'm so sorry...were you close?"
- An appropriate thing to say during sex or at a funeral.
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Hard to do when the system has had decades convincing us that we are powerless.
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