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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Monday, July 3, 2017

MONDAY funny #3115

One Of My Very Own...
That was awful. Here's a make-up.


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I looked high and low for anything that was even remotely funny. If I wasn't absolutely sure it had been posted already, I included it. I'm getting pretty pissed off that the internet has become so unfunny lately.

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Such a beautiful day today I browsed the internet with the window open.


SHIT I HOPE LIKE HELL IS FUNNY


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"Might as well cash in his college savings."

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Normally I would have put that in my 'Things You Are Not Allowed To Laugh At', but I'm desperate for anything that will put a smile on your face and goddamnit, a gate that wipes out not one but two motorcyclists is fucking hilarious.

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Thinking outside the box is not always a good thing.

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You want to lose your reputation as a party school? Cause that's how you lose your reputation as a party school.

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How the fuck do they remember to show up for work?

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Right when the dog thinks he's finally figured it out...

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Only if she kept shitting all over the rug...AFTER BEING WARNED!

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Here's how we would say that in the South:
Just down the road.
Down the road a bit.
Down the road a good little piece.
You can't get there from here.

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ABCs, Toby Leigh
I found that extremely funny.

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My all time favorite cartoon.

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In America you can be a "Patient patient" and that's just stupid.


THINGS THAT AREN'T FUNNY


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"OK ladies, take a break over there by the dead Nazis and horse bodies."

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Please don't think I understand this.
Scientists have achieved 'Liquid Light' at room temperature for the first time.
This matter is both a superfluid, which has zero friction and viscosity, and a kind of Bose-Einstein condensate - sometimes described as the fifth state of matter - and it allows light to actually flow around objects and corners.
SOURCES:

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So Canada released a glow in the dark coin to celebrate its 150th birthday then immediately apologized for it.

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Caption: "Now the little bastard can't chow down on my bird feed!"
I'll give it 24 hours to figure that out.

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I find this amazing.

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We had a scientists...Watson?...who got a Nobel for DNA research and he said he was tripping the whole time.

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Ran across an article with serial killer facts.




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Nicknamed the ice finger of death. A Brinicle occurs when intense cold penetrates under the ice of a salt-water and frozen sea.
This creates a long icy advance under the water that, after reaching the bottom, forms a frozen "river" on the ground, killing everything in its path, as here, starfish.

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My wife used her Wellness card at Riteaid to buy cigarettes...but they were natural.

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And yet our bridges, etc are crumbling and our cops, teachers and firemen are woefully under paid.
Every Americans think their guy is perfect and the other guy is the devil, when the truth is neither one of the give a flying fuck about you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How did you know I asked if I could use my wellness card when purchasing cigs???
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