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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, August 4, 2017

FRIDAY #3146: HUMANS THY NAME IS FOLLY

One Of My Very Own...



HIT THE ROAD JACK



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WE ALL KNOW EACH PERSON IS UNIQUE, BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE MORE UNIQUE THAN OTHERS.


Cops can't win. I know they have a very difficult job, but thinking every person of color is a criminal has got to stop. I further know that in the slums, the criminals gather to ply their evil wares and the community wants it to stop. Thus the rub. Overly aggressive patrol work is criticized as is avoiding certain neighborhoods because they are too dangerous. Like I said, they can't win.

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At one of my dentists' the light looks like my animal spirit guide.
Because I have had some gum problems, I have two dental hygienists. And it is very insightful when they give me contradictory advice. One wants me to use a firm toothbrush; the other a soft. One always tells me how good my teeth looks; the other how bad my teeth look. Just gives me pause.

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We, I believe, have all given up on politicians. We have resigned ourselves to being governed by men who will lie, cheat and steal given the slightest opportunity. We give up because no one can figure out how to change the system.

It's like that flock of larks I recently posted and mentioned that they have no leader. They just move with the flow, kind of like most people. That way they don't have to think very much. To go off on their own route is a concept they can't fathom.

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And that in a country with free education...at least the first 12 years.

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At least they followed the will of the people. But I think we have seen the last of allowing the internet to name anything.

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Not only is he a prick, he is a stupid prick.

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This scene kind of made me sick at my stomach. Oh, blaming the banks, etc on all the world's woes was okay, but what about the hundreds of decent people just walking down the street?

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Yeah, but I would ask him if he really believed they routinely broke the laws of pysics (miracles) in the bible he would say, "Of course."

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You might want to look at this short clip:

Please.

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Making the fuck out of cotton candy...
I loved teaching so much that I would do shit like that all the time.

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Oh, hell no.
Thrill seekers have always confused me. I'm the kind of guy who ALWAYS weighs the risk to the payoff. That would never make my cut.

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"Last Monday in Germany a tanker carrying 35000 litres of Gasoline and Diesel caught fire in the middle of a small town presumably because of a popped tire."

"When Jürgen Heim, the 49yr old Truck driver couldn't put out the fire his first instinct wasn't to run or call the fire department and get to safety, he got back into the tanker and called the emergency line to lead him out of the small town as fast as possible leaving smoke and molten aluminium from the rims in his wake. 400 metres beyond the city limit he came to a halt jumped out and got to safety, successfully averting possible disaster. over a 100 helpers of the fire department, the police and catastrophe response reacted to stop an explosion from happening and after 3 hours the fire was finally extinguished."


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I have always found it perplexing that there are words that are trigger points for some people, but other words that mean the same thing does not. That fuck. Some say it's the ultimate curse word, but intercourse, bang, hump, screw or hide the sausage are okay.

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Employee of the month
Oh, hell yeah.
You remember the ON AIR signs in TV studios to remind people to be quiet? We on porn studio sets they have a sign that says GOT WOOD, to limit distractions to the guy who has an erection.

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Tour de France rider Paweł Poljański legs after 16 stages.
So now we know why they call each segment a "leg" of the race.

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My fucking hero.

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Too late. We've all seen the trash out there in orbit and there is nothing we can do about it.

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Hitler with Mannerheim (Colorized)
That's not true.

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What an excellent observation that needed asking for a long time.

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You need to take the time to read this...zoom in if you have to.

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The follow the leader fashion craze drives me nuts. Get a life, you fucking lemming.

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Are vaccines anti-viral. Serious question.

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Can you imagine the woman who is man enough to marry that guy?

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Get it?......Sorry.

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I've mentioned several times my frustration with people who stick with jobs they hate. You may think you have no options, but you do.

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I have no idea if that's true. Someone sent it to me.
[verification needed]

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Hahahabananahaha!

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I really appreciate clever people.

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When I was but a lad I read an ad in an outdoor magazine that read:
"Make 25 cents each for stuffing envelops. Send 25 cents and a self-addressed stamped envelop to this address."
I did that and I got a little note that said: 
"Put you own ad in a magazine."

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Watched Rogue One. I was struck with their lack of helmets.

Then there was the lack of seatbelts on their craft.
Twice while crashing their ultimate safety precaution was a shouted "Hold on tight!"

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So, what do you think she's dreaming about?

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May not actually be a thing, but I couldn't resist and wouldn't be surprised.




4 comments:

Matt said...

Are you aware of the otherkin?

Ralph Henry said...

Well, I do now.
"Some scholars categorize this identity claim as "religious", because it is largely based on supernatural beliefs. Adherents more typically deny the religiosity of otherkinism, referring to it instead as simply a congenital condition, or a metaphysical state of being."
Batshit crazy voodoo.

Matt said...

i am glad they exist. Kinda shows the prison that belief is. Ya know. If I were an otherkin. I'd be beetlekin. I think it would be really interesting for elephantkin to start sueing governments on behalf of elephants. You are fucking up the environment that our kin live in. I think they are tapping into the interconnectedness of all things. Interesting concept if it gets big enough it could change things. I'm not saying it's real. I'm saying why not use it to everyone's advantage? Could lead to some really interesting laws? I'm fascinated by these people. I like weirdos

Anonymous said...

It is an Exhaltation of Larks (1).

(1) James Lipton, An Exhaltation of Larks, Penguin Books, 5.

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