One Of My Very Own...
Guy looks sort of like me, but that is sub-par and so I will try again.
LEAN ON ME
Eclipse News
$600 per night to rent out bedroom in a friends house for three nights prior to the eclipse.
They say 911 will be overwhelmed and I just don't understand why.
$600 per night to rent out bedroom in a friends house for three nights prior to the eclipse.
They say 911 will be overwhelmed and I just don't understand why.
ON A PERSONAL NOTE
A most wonderful young woman returned to bartend my bar tonight. Oh, of course, she's drop dead gorgeous, but that is not her essence. She is one of the sweetest human beings I have ever met. And that is why every young male and half the female staff at the bar are in love with her. I won't embarrass her by revealing her name, but she spreads warmth and joy everywhere she goes and I am very thrilled to be able to call her a friend.
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Vacation Bible School is a phrase that gets less exciting for kids as each word is introduced.
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Philadelphia - Graffiti Pier
Seriously? Take a minute to study some of the additions and tell me what you think.
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This guy collected lots and lots and lots of knives.
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This probably should have been in that collection yesterday.
This probably should have been in that collection yesterday.
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Would it have killed Star Wars to give the audience a peek at the Death Star cafeteria?
STRANGENESS
I found a website dedicated to weirdness. Tread with caution my friends...
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Okay, I guess that's one way to get on the internet.
But what about these guys?
Question: If one of them gets injured should their insurance cover it? I mean, technically it wasn't an accident.
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An oldie worth rewatching.
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How did she learn that she could do that. I mean the first time...what was on her mind?
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Well, well, what have we here?
That hits close to home.
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You know, they don't make movies like they used to.
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And what did she think we would think?
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Speaking of...
But wait there's more...
I think that's a frog...
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Just a friendly reminder this picture of Gary Busey exists.
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They never asked him to made a birthday cake again.
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A guy on line explaining some work he did:
"Last things first round these parts or y'all'd'nt've bothered!"
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Robert Downey Jr. will always be my hero, not because of Iron Man, but because he broke into someone's home just to take a nap.
YEAH, I HAVE AN OPINION ON THAT
Look carefully.
If you are going to commit suicide, don't endanger other people. Please. It's just fucking rude.
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Any love for The Last Starfighter?
I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Now go back and look at that kind of technology controlled by mechanical toggle switches. That's a hoot.
Now go back and look at that kind of technology controlled by mechanical toggle switches. That's a hoot.
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Japan knows roads...
It looks like the roads lead into tunnels. Impressive.
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The F-15 Eagle turns 45
On July 27th 1972 the First Eagle took flight over the California Desert at Edwards AFB. This was the start of arguably the best fighter jet ever made.
In 1983 an Israeli F-15 Piloted by Zivi Nediv was in a mid air collision with an A-4 Sky hawk. At First Zivi Nediv was in an uncontrollable spin and managed to regain control of the aircraft by adding power and managed to land the plane with one wing! He was flying at twice the recommended approach speed at 260 knots once he hit the ground the emergency tail hook snapped off but the plane managed to stop 20ft short of the end of the runway. The reason he was able to land with one wing was the F-15 is very a very large plane for a fighter jet and the extra surface allowed it to land safely.
It killed a satellite
Carrying the ASM-135 ASAT Anti-Satellite Missile on September 13 1985 the "Celestial Eagle" shot down a Solwind P78-1 satellite flying at an altitude of 345 miles above earth. The F-15 was traveling at 30,000ft at Mach .934(pretty fucking fast)
Its said the F-15 will see service past 2025. Instead of killing satellites its being proposed to launch mini satellites.
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Some cars are much safer than others.
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I think that young woman just had an orgasm.
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Remember, any job done with human hands will soon be done by robots.
Example
Amazon warehouse robots.
Oh, but somebody will have to wash the lenses of the self driving cars...
Self driving car washing its own camera.
But some of us saw this coming a long time ago...
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I think the one thing humans are good at is thinking of new ideas for the robots to make.
This was designed so you wouldn't end up with a little sliver that is hard to hold.
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This is a wall in an Indian movie I watched.
Look carefully at this detail.
I think the secret of having all those stones fitting together so nicely is that they had a shit load of stones. It reminds me of the broken red tile floors. If you can't find a piece to fit, you just break another tile. In the case of that wall, they may have had ten times or a hundred times the amount of stones they needed and only used the ones that fit. But I could be wrong.
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Drive by shootings are just one more example of Americans being too lazy to get out of their cars even to murder someone.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
Source: Idiocracy (2006)
One of the most shocking stats I ever read was that not only are our stupid people getting more stupid but our best and brightest are getting less bright.
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Or so I'm told.
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I find it odd that in these day and times that this is still legal.
Talk about your concussion risk...jeez.
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Believe it or not, I only cursed one time while teaching and that was in front of only one boy. He just shrugged and we went on with our business.
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Had inspectors seen this, they would have fired the whole crew and probably their commander for failing to properly train them.
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You know that look when your wife gets so angry that you can't help but laugh, which, of course, sends her to a whole new level of angry.
Hahahabananahaha!
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Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there's an increased chance that they will, in fact, see you later.
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You think he is doing that just for fake internet points?
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FYI: I could have spent my entire life without seeing those muscle boobs.
Ewwwww.
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