One Of My Very Own...
Sorry, let's try that again...
BAD TO THE BONE
Getting tired of GoT gags yet?
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Let's address the funnier side of nuclear war...
PSAs when I was growing up.
Love the disclaimer at the end...priceless.
Yeah, that ought to save you.
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Now there's talk of the US getting involved in Venezuela. God help us.
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"Hey!"
*Thousands of people turn around*
Guy who invented names: I HAVE to fix this.
PEOPLE
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Ballet bending
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Remembering Tony Gwynn (R.I.P.) and his inside-the-park grand-slam home run.
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I don't get people who stay virgins until after marriage. Its like buying a car without having sex with it first.
PLACES
First 48 hours of a beetle trap in backyard.
Australia?
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I've watched enough sci-fi to know you need four guys peeing simultaneously to open a secret time portal.
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Thank you, Scribbler. I almost forgot.
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How very sad.
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Internet guy amazed his phone missed the lightning but caught the reflection.
This is probably a rolling shutter effect. Very cool.
People don't think science be like it is but it do.
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If going to Dubai, be very, very careful.
A man from Britain received a four year prison sentence when customs officers found a microscopic speck of cannabis stuck to the bottom of his shoe. Another man who went to prison for "possession of three poppy seeds left over from a bread roll he ate at Heathrow Airport. And you can get jailed for having sex if you aren't married. And don't even think about any LGBT rights.
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That the skin that holds in all the organs of our body can be opened with a sharp piece of paper seems like a serious design flaw.
THINGS
This is me the first time I tried Viagra...
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Every child needs a dog.
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All those people who say they love me and not one of them have bought me a roll of these yet.
What a calamity.
I'll wait.
I'll wait.
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Bathing Suit
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I'm going to call a TV show a thing cause the People section was getting too long.
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I like to spice up my emails with random quotation marks.
"Congrats" on your baby.
Congrats on "your" baby.
Congrats on your "baby".
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A COUPLE OF OLDIES
Mind you, she was making a how-to video.
Remember when the dad is like "Oh no it was pregnant" and the daughter freaked out - then the mother reminded her birds lay eggs.
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I spend way too much time wondering what if our teeth were on our heads and our hair in our mouths.
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We humans are made from the most abundant elements in the universe.
1 comment:
Sir,
Your site and your comments are a nice respite from the rest of the boring blogs out there. Keep up the good work.
Bobby in NOLA
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