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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

SATURDAY ##3154

One Of My Very Own...

Sorry, let's try that again...



BAD TO THE BONE


Getting tired of GoT gags yet?


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Let's address the funnier side of nuclear war...

PSAs when I was growing up.
Love the disclaimer at the end...priceless.

Yeah, that ought to save you.

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Now there's talk of the US getting involved in Venezuela. God help us.



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"Hey!"
*Thousands of people turn around*
Guy who invented names: I HAVE to fix this.


PEOPLE


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The man is a national treasure.

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Falling with style

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Ballet bending

I get a cramp just looking at that.

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Home of the brave my ass...

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Trolling the new guy...

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Remembering Tony Gwynn (R.I.P.) and his inside-the-park grand-slam home run.

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I don't get people who stay virgins until after marriage. Its like buying a car without having sex with it first.


PLACES


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Artist - Tom Bob, NY

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First 48 hours of a beetle trap in backyard.
Australia?

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I've watched enough sci-fi to know you need four guys peeing simultaneously to open a secret time portal.

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Thank you, Scribbler. I almost forgot.

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How very sad.

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Internet guy amazed his phone missed the lightning but caught the reflection.

This is probably a rolling shutter effect. Very cool.
People don't think science be like it is but it do.

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If going to Dubai, be very, very careful.
A man from Britain received a four year prison sentence when customs officers found a microscopic speck of cannabis stuck to the bottom of his shoe. Another man who went to prison for "possession of three poppy seeds left over from a bread roll he ate at Heathrow Airport. And you can get jailed for having sex if you aren't married. And don't even think about any LGBT rights.

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That the skin that holds in all the organs of our body can be opened with a sharp piece of paper seems like a serious design flaw.


THINGS

This is me the first time I tried Viagra...

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Every child needs a dog.

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All those people who say they love me and not one of them have bought me a roll of these yet.

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What a calamity. 
I'll wait.

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Bathing Suit

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The true definition of old age in one photograph...

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I'm going to call a TV show a thing cause the People section was getting too long.








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I like to spice up my emails with random quotation marks.
"Congrats" on your baby.
Congrats on "your" baby.

Congrats on your "baby".


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A COUPLE OF OLDIES

Mind you, she was making a how-to video.



Remember when the dad is like "Oh no it was pregnant" and the daughter freaked out - then the mother reminded her birds lay eggs.


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I spend way too much time wondering what if our teeth were on our heads and our hair in our mouths.

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We humans are made from the most abundant elements in the universe.


1 comment:

weaponoffishdestruction@gmail.com said...

Sir,

Your site and your comments are a nice respite from the rest of the boring blogs out there. Keep up the good work.

Bobby in NOLA

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