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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

TUESDAY #3150

One Of My Very Own...




This Trump adoration is more and more starting to look like a cult. There are a whole bunch of people who seem to be immune to his ridiculousness.
And I am not referring to policy differences. The man is a terrible human being.

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FROM ALERT VIEWER
Yesterday's "Lightning strikes a river" is man made. Det cord and explosive. Nature provided the water. All part of a dredging operation." 

That actually telling on myself. I regularly handled det cord and should have realized it.
We used it to set of explosions to destroy unused nukes in case the Soviets overran the base. You had to you a very fast "fuse" so that the first explosion didn't know the charge off the remaining missiles. With det cord the blasts occur more or less simultaneously.

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Happy fifth birthday little buddy, you keep ruling your robot infested planet like the little awesome sumbitch you are.



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I'm not shouting, I'm just using volume to my advantage.


PEOPLE WHO ARE EXTRA CLEVER AND/OR FUNNY OR BOTH....I HOPE


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I can't make up my mind...
It's either the best or the worse tat I have ever seen.

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I bought a pair of those so I could take a shit on my neighbor's lawn.

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You can laugh about it or you can cry about it. 
He chose wisely.

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My bartender told me about a drink...a White Trash Russian. It's vodka and Yoo-hoo. And it's good for your survival stash too. Goes right up there with the cans of beef stew.


WHEN THINGS GO WRONG

Another PSA from the folks here at FO.

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A jetliner landing.
When I was in the military we could always tell the pilots who just came from combat in Vietnam because they landed just like that but only more severe. They learned that a low and slow approach gave the enemy time to shoot at you.

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When you try to bootleg Game of Thrones and the subtitles are a little off.

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We can all see this coming as soon as it started.
So why didn't they or a bystander?

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Great save hero guy.
I was doing some artwork on a rich guy's garage floor. He had a vintage 1956 Mercedes convertible that I had to roll out. It was very level so I just sat in the driver's seat and used my left leg to push it backwards. I noticed the support post milli-seconds before it ripped the open door off...just like that guy.


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I woke up tired like 5 years ago and haven't really recovered.


SCIENCE AND NATURE

Time lapse of auroras from the ISS.
And to think, we are the first humans to ever witness this.

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Fire ants build bridges using their own bodies.

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Amazing.

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Non-Newtonian fluid climbs spinning rod due to "Weissenberg Effect."

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Micron-sized chain of particles created with a needle-shaped electrode.
Extraordinary. Reminds me of how they make fiber optic cable.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh...
Me, of all people, need one of these.

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Bummer.

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Clearing built up sludge in pipes. 
Notice the different shades of the water. They turned them on one at a time to clean the slug out of the pipe. The one closest to us was black when it first started and you can still see some of the solid sludge on the bottom of the stream.

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My friend got a cat. She still says it was on purpose.


PONDERABLES

Guess who these two very famous people are from depiction from their past.

TWO FAMOUS PEOPLE

Highlight between brackets:
[ Alfred Hitchcock, 1920 ]

[ Mark Twain at 15, 1850 ]

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In South Carolina you can buy our entire fucking state for 450,000.

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But the taste is priceless, so don't be a boo-bird.

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Have you ever noticed how conspiracy fans only accept facts that support their view?

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That could explain why they have so much smog.

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Italy now has an impressive fifty-three heritage sites after the Venetian works of defense, including three fortress towns in north-eastern Italy, and a set of ten ancient beech tree forests were added to the existing list. China closely follows with fifty-one heritage sites, then Spain, France, and Germany. 

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They were a thing to behold.

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So right in the middle of the Civil War someone was like "You know what this country needs? A delicious steak sauce."

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I watched an analysis of companies that offered an IRA plan and almost everyone participated. Then they offered a dozen or so plans and participation dropped by half. The reason is that the workers were overwhelmed by all the information so they did nothing.

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Remembering the worst times of my past and anticipating the bad times ahead, I always tell people that ask that I have never been better, or something similar.

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You hardly ever seen things like that from an interstate.

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A couple of oldie repost

Those are bears eating a beached whale.






5 comments:

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Ralph Henry said...

SEND NUDES

Ralph Henry said...

That was a joke.

Anonymous said...

Michelle was trying to feel confident but this. You realise
you still pretty much naked on the bed and the doors open.

Ralph Henry said...

Whaaaaaaat?!

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