One Of My Very Own...
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Leave Me Alone ~ Eden Brent
NEWSY BITS
The Syrian Army backed by Russia, Iran and Hezbollah finally broke the siege of Deir Ezzor.
Syrians cheer the arrival of the Syrian Army after breaking 3-year -old siege by Daesh.
100,000 civilians were trapped in the city of Deir Ezzor for 3 years surrounded by ISIS relying on airdrops of food made by the UN, Syria & Russia to survive.
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Summer of 2017
Coincidence? I think not.
This is what 185 mph rain looks like.
Hurricane Irma is so powerful it was picked up on seismometers in Guadeloupe before it struck Guadeloupe. Seismometers measure earthquakes.
The internet took this image and made it a million memes.
Here's the latest.
People evacuating their chickens from the Florida keys.
I did not know that.
Part of the damage to the islands.
Barbuda, part of the twin island nation of Antigua and Barbuda, suffered 'absolute devastation' and is 'barely habitable' with more than 90 per cent of dwellings completely destroyed and one child killed.
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With all the water in Southern Texas you get a whole bunch of mosquitos.
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If you look closely you will sea the moray eel is biting the sea snake swallowing it.
How could I miss that?
Thanks alert Gentle Reader.
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How sad that many (most?) people are forced at the end to admit that all they have done is get older.
THE HUMAN FEMALE
In my five full decades of being a grown ass man, I have made some observations about women that I would like to share with you.
Just one of the marvels is that a human being can grow in it; distorting their bodies in ways we men can't even imagine. Then a little person that you will love more than anyone in the world, including yourself, comes out of the same vagina that you used for fun and games only months earlier.
I could stare at a bathing woman for hours with no intentions other than controlling my drooling.
Goose bumps on breasts...a definite turn on.
Does this look like a woman who would hide her nipples?
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When she and you are just learning how to use your bodies and she looks at you like that and says, "I have an idea."
If I have one complaint about women, it is that they fall hook, line, and sinker for anything and everything the fashion gurus tell them to buy.
And even then they know that garments without pockets is a terrible idea.
Hell, I have to pay extra for that.
Not real quick on her problem solving skills, is she?
But all in all I think women are smarter than men.
SPEAKING OF MEN
Yes, ladies, it is just that easy.
I have been watching animals all my life and I have never seen one horse have a little dick and one have a very large dick. Same with dogs of the same breeds. So why do humans vary so much?
But the human male is different.
My stoolmate at my bor wants me to ask you good people if humans are the only species whose dicks different in size so drastically?
Don't let the boy down, he gets depressed easily.
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And now a product to translate "Womanspeak" into normal discernible language.
Funny ass short clip.
It can even go into reverse so she can understand that when you say, "I'm fine," you really mean "I'm fine."
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Men, it is your fucking job (no pun intended) to insure your woman has as much or more fun as you do. To do less is just rude.
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If I have looked down on more people, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants.
CREATIVITY
I have been a student of the creative process for a long, long time. I started making things very early in life and, more or less, never stopped.
I regret that I never learned to make music, but I've had hearing problems since birth.
Some people get very creative with the food they prepare.
To me that looks like they must have two really big gerbils that they like a lot, but it is pretty.
I am attracted to the strange.
We should all be thankful for scientists get really creative when it comes to disease prevention.
The treatment is intended to reprogram the way that immune systems respond to peanuts. Basically, children were given a probiotic (Lactobacillus rhamnosus, if you're curious) in combination with increasing amounts of peanut protein.
I've often said that scientists and artist are related in that they both continually ask "What if..."
I've often said that scientists and artist are related in that they both continually ask "What if..."
Needing money (or more money) is a strong motivator to be creative.
I'm assuming the soles are glued together.
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I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.
RECENT EVENTS
That's amazing.
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You will like this clip:
If you don't want to look at it, here's my take away. The school acts like a giant organism with eyes on the outside. When the fish on the edge set a threat, they move away from it and the whole school responds to it. Neat.
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Why the fuck does Flint still have no water?
LET IT SNOW
I'm a real fan of snow...that last about 24 hours then goes back to hell from whence it emerged.
Some people adapt to snow much better than others...like me.
Oh, I like the change it brings...the quiet, the drooping limbs, the multiple car crash ups...
But too much of a good thing is the shits.
Animals have dealt with this scourge much better than us humans. They hibernate or better yet, get the hell out of town.
The amount of the effort, time and expense of dealing with this shit...
Moving to the South is an excellent avoidance strategy.
And we all just love for Yankees to come down and tell how things were done upnorth.
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
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The hand jive on the right.
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