One Of My Very Own...
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I must have made those two very late at night...a time of day I'm usually not very funny.
Joe Cocker - She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
NEWSY BITS
Want to follow the hurricane? I recommend Earth Nullschool. This is a sample.
Strongest Atlantic Hurricane Ever Recorded
Is this true?
I thought shit like that was illegal.
There is a word for taking advantages like that, but I can't think of it.
Here's another example:
Here's another example:
Coco-Cola gives permission to hurricane victims to steal their water.
In Beaumont, Texas, hovercrafts were brought in to help with flood relief. (They look like big-bottomed jetskis, from the photo i saw). A higher-up at Coca-Cola Company contacted a fire department and explained that there was a warehouse nearby with bottled water, but it was inaccessible to cars and trucks. They needed the hovercraft to get in.
They explained to operator Bill Zang how to get in, and he went with a friend and a few tools to break locks. In the photo above is his friend Sam bringing out a couple of cases. Some was picked up by the National Guard to help distribute.
And who would have believed that Coca-Cola would be the good guys...
And in order to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt how mature I actually am, I present this.
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Washington state across the Columbia River
No doubt you've seen the picture of that bridge somewhere. It's Multnomah Falls in Oregon, one of the most beautiful places to hike anywhere. A group of teenagers lit fireworks and threw them into brush off the trail (reportedly while laughing) it started the huge eagle creek fire that's still burning, even covering Portland in a layer of ash. This was one of my favorite places in the world, hundred year old trees and untouched forest, lost forever. It probably will never be the same in my lifetime, so sad and full of mixed emotions. I know there's a lot of disasters going on right now but this one was completely avoidable and destroyed something a lot of people really care about.
Damn!
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If we are not careful this is a possibility here in America.
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Nothing fucks you harder than time.
PEOPLE
Whiny bitch. She's an unfunny hack.
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Rule 39: This is allowable if, and only if, it's her first camping trip. It's a little like the old toe in the bath method.
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Just use file folders or magazines.
It's supposed to be great for singers. Go figure.
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NASCAR driver Dick Trickle having a cigarette during the 1990 Winston 500.
That is one unfortunate name.
Sounds like a porn star.
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Want to guess what you are looking at?
Abandonment Issues (giant) Barbie, Michael John Hunter
Yeah, I thought it was a Barbie on a model street also.
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So I just read about this Utah lawmaker who wants porn taken off the internet and porn-blockers installed on all cellphones.
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The worst part about being an adult and not a kid is that there's no one standing behind you when you're being an asshole mouthing "He's just hungry."
PLACES
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Sadly, in America today, many people DO believe in the existence of Bigfoot, structures built on the moon, ghosts, UFO contact, Chemtrails, hauntings, human possession by the devil, the flatness of Earth, Area 51, etc., with extraordinarily slim "evidence".
These same people DO NOT believe in the moon landing, global warming, the effectiveness of vaccines, the roundness of Earth, etc., with overwhelming expert documented, verified evidence by thousands of highly educated, respected individuals with no discernible agenda other than the furtherance of science.
Here is one voice in the wilderness.
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I never knew they were that old.
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What a wonderful image.
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I used to get very upset when a new skyscraper went up in my city and it had the name of the bank or whatever in huge 20' letter across the top. I found it crass.
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That's amazing.
Note house shape is made of stones.
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If you don't watch the news you are uninformed, and if you watch the news you are misinformed.
THINGS
India’s biggest bull worth £2.5 million that drinks whisky and weighs over 1.5 tons.
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I've seen this a thousand times and it still messes with me.
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Dry erase marker reacting to water.
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Location, artist unknown.
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Smart ass.
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[verification needed]
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Finally, the real reason the chicken crossed the road...
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Fucker doesn't recognize his own body.
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked by a middle-aged woman...stuff you pay good money for in later life.
LANGUAGE
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Go do it! Make it an event. Make it a birthday or Christmas present. You will thank me.
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The worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But other than that it's been a pretty good day.
BAD MOON ARISING
Human cockblocking man's best friend.
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When you're vacuuming under the couch and you get this.
Must be Australia.
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This is a terrible graphic, but I'll try to walk you through it.
The first two red lines is the power in kilotons of TNT of the bombs dropped on Japan.
Then it show the relative strength of modern nuclear weapons.
That last one is 15 megatons. USSR, most powerful nuclear weapon ever detonated, yield of 50 megatons or over three times that much power.
Note: I just read that they had a 100 megaton bomb but were afraid to test it.
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Thought that was the consequence of placing your feet on the dashboard prior to crash, but now I'm not so sure.
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Don't fall for it. Without hunters, we would be overrun with deer.
They have no natural enemies.
You could kiss your garden goodbye. And highways would be obstacle courses.
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This is the remains of a hawk with a snake still in its grasp. The hawk swooped in to nab a snake for dinner. The snake was next to an electric fence, and caught on fire when the electrical circuit was completed.
Burned a good chunk of land.
Did you notice how they rearranged the snake for dramatic effect?
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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Let's be honest, do you actually believe that story?
I love how they try to rationalize it with being caused by a strong wind and/or the tide in shallow water.
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