SUNDAY #3190

One Of My Very Own

THIS IS A TEST

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

Go Tell It On The Mountain

NEWSY BITS

I got just what I asked for...rolls and rolls of these.

And the mayhem has already begun.

My new favorite thing to do is put one of those stickers on every toilet paper dispenser I come across.

Next year I want one of you rich motherfuckers to pony up for one of these.

My first foray would be to paint the back of someones shirt without them knowing.

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For my birthday I really like to eat well, optimally with close friends.

This year, as you know if you have been paying attention, I craved hog's head that one of my bartenders told me about.

I ate waaaaaay too much, but it was a tad difficult to get off the skull. So the waitress took it to the kitchen to be stripped.

This is what's left after that procedure.

My wife liked it also.

Interestingly, when we arrived and were being seated, the waitress removed all the white napkins and replaced them with black napkins and of course I had to know why. She said that sometimes the white ones left lint on dark slacks and she noticed that I was wearing dark pants. The funny part was that I was wearing my ever-present sweat pants.

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Harry Dean Stanton died of natural causes at the age of 91.

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The product that changed the world.

A group of scientists did a study about the correlation between the introduction of the Iphone and various social changes. What they learned is incredible.

At the exact time of it's introduction dating began to decrease, as did sex and close friendships. On the increase was lack of sleep.

Imagine young people not wanting to fuck. That's crazy.

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Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning.

THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN...UNTIL TODAY, OF COURSE

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This is what's left of a hundred mile wall in Jordan.

The experts are baffled as to its purpose, but my money is on boundary between to groups.

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As I recall, at absolute zero, atoms stop moving.

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TRUE: When I took the stage in front of a large (3000 max) auditorium of people, I just pretended I was naked. Not much could embarrass me after that.

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A somber placard given out to SpaceX employees.

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Alien hunters pick up over a dozen strange new signals from a distant galaxy

On Saturday, UC Berkeley postdoctoral researcher Dr. Vishal Gajjar used the Breakthrough Listen backend instrument at the Green Bank Telescope in West Virginia to target FRB 121102 once again. After observing for five hours and across the entire 4 to 8 GHz frequency band, Gajjar and the Listen team analyzed the 400 terabytes of data gathered and found 15 new pulses from FRB 121102.

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Canada has these also...

These men deserve all the praise we can muster.

It's also a wonder photograph. Notice the terrain through which they are walking.

And then there's this.

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And so it begins...

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This man paints things with a hypodermic syringe.

The way he holds it reminds me of the knife I once used to carve leather.

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Can anyone explain to me why Jews are disliked? Is it just because they worship differently than the majority. Or are they really different, like proclaiming themselves to be the "Chosen People?"

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It is only acceptable to store a dead body in your house if it is in powder form and stored in an urn.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME

This is the name of a chain of stores in my state.

That is, indeed, a name at which to cringe. I would seriously think of changing it.

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The old reach around...

Women HATE for men to reach around for a tittie feel while embracing. I NEVER put my hand anywhere near there...it's just lewd to do that.

Note: Did you notice his shirt?

Reach Around Level: Master

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Those zany Muslims...

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Anybody care to explain this to me?

Redneck going full retard?

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I'd pay good money to watch her do that naked.

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Oh, hell no.

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The metal floor is worn down where the barber walks round the chair each day.

I knew a man who worked on the same machine in a textile mill sixty years (yes, 60) and by the time they closed the mill his feet had worn deep ruts in the concrete floor.

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GoT humor...

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If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.

OBJECTS YOU MAY FIND CONFUSING

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Cards Against Humanity's Apology Booth  at this year's Fan Expo in Toronto.

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The marvels of tilt shift.

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The tip suggestions were based on the entire table amount, despite separate checks...but still.

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From a bad movie...

I love Vienna sausages. I think we all keep foods and memories connected. When my father would take me fishing, we always ate those and eating them today brings back those memories.

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Comment: "This guy could weld a dick on a snowman."

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I think this is the opposite of vegan.

I wonder at the fact that turkey legs are so tough, whereas chicken legs are tender. I once suggested to the owner of a wing restaurant that he try much cheaper turkey wings and he said he had and he never learned how to cook them so they would be edible.

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Gun Porn

You novices have no idea how much lead that could put down range.

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One of the managers at my pizza place said that this happens every once in a while due to delivery driver error.

But more than once a customer would pick up a pizza to go and walked out holding it under their arm like a notebook. Who does that?

He also said that the double cheese was at the greatest risk of sliding off.

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It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.

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YE OLDE LANGUAGE USAGE

You might want to read all of this.

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Yeah, but to do that meant the whole world would be at war, and that nobody could have anticipated.

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You can't argue with his logic.

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A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE

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All fungi are edible.

Some fungi are only edible once.

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