One Of My Very Own...
Louis Armstrong: When It's Sleepy Time
My grandson won the first football pool of the year and turned my $5 into $55. It all came down to the Charger/Bronco's game that didn't even start until my bedtime. It was settled on the last play of the game after 1am.
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I don't know exactly why, but it drives me up the wall when someone pronounces it 'eeclipse' with the emphasis on the Es.
I'm going to slip in some pretty funny cartoons into the section breaks.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
I have never done this.
But with my love of camping AND bread, I should have...
I feel as if I can smell it.
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Some people are perfectionists, going great lengths and through punishing routines to achieve the perfect figure, the perfect score, the inimitable performance.
But there are cultures around the world that have learned to abandon this rigid and obsessive behavior, and embrace the concept of imperfection. Artists and craftsmen of such cultures would deliberately introduce flaws into their works to remind themselves that flaws are an integral part of being human.
In Navajo culture, rug weavers would leave little imperfections along the borders in the shape of a line called ch'ihónít'i, which is translated into English as "spirit line" or "spirit pathway. The Navajos believe that when weaving a rug, the weaver entwines part of her being into the cloth. The spirit line allows this trapped part of the weaver's spirit to safely exit the rug.
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I posted this a long time ago and am now embarrassed that I didn't notice who this is funny.
Then I came upon this...
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They say rules are made to be broken. I say rules are made to break you.
PEOPLE DOING THINGS
I CAN'T OR WON'T DO
Oh, hell yeah.
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Excellent parenting.
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Guy bought his first house, but had no money for furniture.
I watched dozens of Mexican construction workers bed down in those on site.
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Wouldn't you love to hear the conversation between that guy and his insurance agent.
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Burning Man
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Another Rule 39 self-starter...
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Ball to the balls.
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It's a Houston thing...
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When two professional slackliners get married 400 feet up.
Nope.
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The invisible man, Lui Bolin is back.
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Well, that's one way to allude justice.
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You know when you tap a YouTube video to see how much longer it's got left? I wish I could do that to people when they are talking to me.
I think that cartoon was fucking hilarious. It has everything a joke needs, including a hook at the end.
SOMETHING HAPPENING HERE
WHAT IT IS AIN'T EXACTLY CLEAR
So this dumbass thinks he can outrun the radio.
But then it was filmed from this angle.
Why would two cameras be up and running on the same spot before anything dramatic happened?
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That the car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.
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He finds himself in hog heaven, as it were...
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The look in your eye...
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A glass sunroom added to the beautiful old home...
And with all that outdoors, they use it for this.
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Ribbed condoms don't taste like ribs at all.
MISCELLANEOUS
"When the winter comes, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives."
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Every gene testing company, even Ancestry, is publicly owned now, which means they'll screw you. Don't get tested w/o a good reason.
In some places it is already illegal for insurance companies to use genetic information to inflate insurance premiums.
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As a child, my son in law used to do this in Iran.
Over there you had a glass of very salty water and simply dipped the ear of corn down in it. It's delicious.
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Roy Hawthorne, former USMC Navajo Code Talker. Roy walked the 2-mile parade route. Two Navajo Marines are helping him with the last half mile.
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THE HIPPOPOTAMUS:
Starring this guy.
It had some unusual scenes, like this kid fucking a horse.
But it had superb dialogue.
QUOTES FROM THE MOVIE:
- We all see what we want to see and no one is immune.
- Maybe I am just too jaded to be filled with wonder.
- Women don't enjoy sex; it's just the price they have to pay for having a relationship.
- I will not desperately cling to any of your ridiculous superstitions.
- You're not defending this fecal matter, are you?
- On the contrary, madam, this is an intervention.
- ...for inflicting such loose-stooped effluent upon the public.
- No use denying the fact that we all feel undervalued.
- "Like" isn't the word.
(Note: I have used this ploy often to cover my loathing, sensing the ramifications of my honesty.)
- People who misuse 'weekend' as a verb.
- From her most fragrant loins had sprung a daughter most woundingly plain.
- I've spent most of my life skipping after women like a puppy trying to please his master, and the rest pleasing myself.
- Is there a point, or are you merely recounting a selection of random events?
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Millennials think Big Macs are gross but they will put their tongue up a stranger's ass after two craft beers.
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Yeah, you ever had anyone try and explain the Holy Ghost to you? They don't have the foggiest idea what he or it is.
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