One Of My Very Own...
MACK THE KNIFE - BOBBY DARIN
<>
What if sleeping is our natural state, and we're only awake to gather information for dreams?
THE SOMEWHAT FUNNY PART
===
Kim Jong Kardashian
===
===
===
When I order a fish sandwich and learn it is 2 for the price of one day.
That happens to me.
===
Why is the dumbest tooth called the Wisdom Tooth?
===
===
<>
If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WHEN THINGS GO RIGHT
How clever.
===
My life is better because of that.
===
Did you notice the face?
===
I'm thinking he/she had to trim some of those books.
===
This is amazing.
I'm not fat shaming, I'm health shaming. And what a great example they set for their kid.
===
Automatic braking system.
<>
That awful moment when you realize this IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys.
WHEN THINGS GO WRONG
Jesus Christ! There is an ARTERY IN YOUR NOSE?!
===
===
Have you ever looked very carefully at a carnie? They are the people who put the rides together.
Oh, look, here's one.
And you want to put your children's life in his hands?
===
My wife found this on sale so she bought a bottle FOR ME!
===
Please pay attention.
You text and drive when you can't even text and walk? Please think about that.
When I was in the military I was forced to take (on my own time) three hours long defensive driving courses. Not because I was a bad driver, my offenses were, let's just say, protocol violations. But I did take away how to drive more safely. Keeping your eyes moving constantly is an outstanding way to keep from being surprised on the roadway. And you can't do that while reading or sending a text.
===
That time when a bee sting turned Bear Grylls.
Made him look like Benedict Cumberbatch.
<>
Is "mate" just short for "inmate" and that's why Australians call each other that?
===
Crossword clue:
One is usually set by a chair.
_ _ _ _ _ _
STEM TOPICS
Many buttons don't do anything.
===
===
Maybe it should be called "tempafrost."
===
This Thumbnail-Sized Spider Shoots an 80-Foot-Long Web Bridge to Cross Rivers.
===
What fun.
===
For many religious fundamentalists, a belief in God's omnipotence and infallibility is what orders their existence — a conviction that can overrule economic incentives or earthbound politics.
===
One of the few times I've seen anyone talk about cluster headaches. Luckily I only suffered (and I really mean that) for a year, then they just stopped.
===
Ladies and gentlemen, a prophet.
<>
Always be yourself, unless you can be quiet, then be that.
One is usually set by a chair.
_ _ E N _ _
WTF IS GOING ON
They are coming out with Sharknado 6, which means 1 through 5 made money. Think about that.
===
What kind of hillbilly fucking pageantry is this?
===
???
===
When you really, really need a cigarette.
===
We choose to jack off not because it's easy but because it's hard.
<>
Remember when RoboCop shot that guy in the dick?
One is usually set by a chair.
A G E N D A
===
===
===
===
No comments:
Post a Comment