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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, December 3, 2017

naughty SUNDAY #3266

One Of My Very Own

One that sort of looks like OOMVO but ain't...

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

NEWSY BITS

WARNING: Some of these are a little subtle.


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You guys do remember that we have a crisis in our backyard?

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I was offered a blow job from a 25 year old woman if I agreed to advertise some sort of kitchen cleaner for her. Of course I said no because of my will power. Which is just as strong as Astonish, the super strong kitchen cleaner now available in lemon and vanilla scent.

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NAUGHTY BITS

My, oh, my.

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Legoland is really dedicated to realism. 

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Young friend came upon this gamer's name : 
Phil Magroin.

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Belle Moore, Jennie Fletcher, Annie Speirs, and Irene Steer pose for a picture during the Stockholm Olympics in Sweden in 1912.
The British swimming squad took home gold in the 4x100 Relay. The swimsuit design is on purpose, done to help the swimmers, but was not meant to be sheer. The men wore virtually the same thing. This picture is a great visual of an oxymoron in reference to women in Britain. The coach is dressed ridiculously conservative, not showing any leg, neck, or much past her wrist, yet the swimmers are wearing quite sheer swimwear. 

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3 women playing Strip Poker in Detroit in 1941.
This is what you might consider the porn of its time period, as nudity and other mainstream sexual exposure in the US was years away. This is the kind of thing put in a magazine to tease the reader into believing nudity was coming, which of course it was not. 

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You're welcome.

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But you can tell by the smell.

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I know that is silly, but I like making fun of her so much.


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Said to be anti-masturbation.
But how do you hold it in place?


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Painted Lady


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Save a bunch of money on Christmas presents by discussing your political views on Facebook.

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MISCELLANEOUS

Estimates range as high as 250,000 civilian deaths in Iraq since we invaded in 2003.
Imagine Greece invaded the U.S., killed Trump and his family, started bombing towns, going door to door with machine guns, and had tanks rolling down main street. Imagine a quarter of a million Americans were killed. Do you think we would greet them as "liberators." If we fought back would that make us "insurgents?" The young men and women growing up in the midst of the invasion would view Greece as lifelong enemies, purveyors of death and evil, and vow to do whatever it took to kill greeks.

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When your wife casually mentions that she was cleaning earlier and threw out some old dusty binders full of cards with pictures of baseball players.

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How very, very true.

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"Let's go to Texas for a vacation", they said, "It'll be fun", they said.

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"Let Mikey try it."

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You would think they would have learned not to have competitions to name things.

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The caption read:
"The Las Vegas Strip from above at night."
Looking at that photo, do you really think that "from above at night" was really needed?

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A David Hasselhoff cosplay?

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Oh, shit. That's how you footprints on the toilet seat.

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I have the exact level of respect for that as I do any religion.


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"I love music."
"My mother died listening to music, you insensitive cad. I've never been so insulted in my life."

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