One Of My Very Own
EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
Crimson and Clover
Me and my favorite person in the world.
NEWSY BITS
The little girl needs marijuana oil to stop her seizures.
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Venezuela wants to update the world of how terrible it is there.
"This is an example of the consequences of the shortage of food i'm talking about."
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Recent history of shutdowns.
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Well, I have New England in the big dance. Wish me luck.
ADVICE YOU CAN TAKE OR LEAVE
I have TAUGHT young people to do that. I tell them when you just shut the fuck up during a pause, it let's you listeners know you are looking for the correct word because you want to be clear in your discussion. People appreciate that.
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If you spend time around old people that will save a lot of hurt feelings.
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Thanks McDonald’s for adding two order lanes that require everyone to cooperate and merge so I can be driven to a blinding rage and lose faith in humanity all before I get my fries.
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PEOPLE WE SHOULD ADMIRE
So a major advance in math was due to laziness.
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Harming a child is contrary to a species imperative and I will never understand it.
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Peter Kent - Arnold's stunt man
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I totally admire people who work tirelessly to expand mankind's knowledge.
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"She's dead to me" is not the best ending to a eulogy, I know this now.
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THINGS I HOPE YOU FIND FUNNY
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Waiting for Uber.
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I have a hot house to protect me from the cold outside. Inside my hot house I have a smaller cold house to protect my food from the heat of my hot house.
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ODDNESSES
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This is by far my favorite stereotype ever.
I taught school for 20 years and I know this to be true.
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Even though some people drink urine, that is unsettling.
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I read somewhere that the paint they use is so good that the best way to erase them is to burn it off.
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Damn.
Speaking of wind...
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I've never seen that in all of my 71 years.
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DICKENS: I’ve got writers block... I’ll have a martini, Bob.
BARTENDER: Olive or twist?
DICKENS: *looks into camera*
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THINGS GOING OR ALMOST GOING TO SHIT
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I wish him the very best.
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I think this is called resonance.
And they solved it with what I thought was a counter-intuitive way. They designed the underneath of the bridge like an airplane wing, thus the wind causes a downward force that stabilizes the span.
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I guess the thrill is knowing this could happen at any time.
I would buy that man a beer....factory.
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I laughed out loud.
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The face of instant regret.
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Any opened lock will open the gate.
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