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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, January 21, 2018

SUNDAY #3314

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

I heard it through the grapevine - Creedence
10 minute version
Buckle up and crank it up, boys and girls, I had the police called on me three times for playing this too loud with with windows and doors open. True.

NEWSY BITS





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Concerning him weighing as much 
as Tom Brady...
Hahahabananahaha!

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Vandals kick over hives while spraying them with diesel fuel killing over 200,000 bees.
The whole world is scared shitless about the declining bee population, and this sickens me.

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This is indeed one of the creepiest things I've ever watched. It's fucking surreal. It starts with how the sons all have his haircut and gets worse from there.




FIRST POSTED: Monday, April 8, 2013








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Remember when we all sat upright to eat?

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TALKING POINTS

It's time we started debating the pros and cons of each policy rather than blindly following things based on ideology.  No matter what you believe, there are facts, and there is evidence that supports a positive outcome.  Let's work together, find it, expose it, and make some rational decisions.

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That is the most transparently bullshit "religion" anyone could make up.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again; most people just bore me.

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This needs to be a new thing.

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That in America, home of the free.
That's fucking embarrassing.

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You know how sharks die if they ever stop swimming? It's the same with my wife and talking.

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THINGS THAT HAPPENED BEFORE I WAS BORN


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Meet the Elasmotherium, a big hairy unicorn that existed as early as 29,000 years ago.

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WWI battlefield in France.
It amazes me that anyone could survive an artillery barrage like that. And they went on for days.

They have crews clearing the duds, of course.

Authorities estimate that if they continue working at the current rate, it could take anywhere from 300 to 700 years to complete.

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Two drunk men trying to put on their coats.

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The trick to sneaking a mug full of vodka is to occasionally blow on it like it's hot.

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ODDNESSES

That's kind of cool.

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Where there's a will there's a way.

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Ahmad al-Gamal, an Egyptian columnist for Egyptian daily Al-Yawm Al-Sabi, advocated in the newspaper that Egypt sue the State of Israel for damages caused by the 10 Biblical plagues.

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I'm thinking that it stopped there because the water is that deep.

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I guess you would learn to shoot very accurately.

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It's a tough job but somebody has to do it.

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When the going gets stupid, the stupid, stupid stupider.

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THINGS OF BEAUTY


And...

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In my opinion the most beautiful airplane ever built.
Irony is that they had to put "Slow moving vehicle" sign on it.

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Ever hang pictures? Then watch the link.

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Always remember, when things get hard Pornhub will be there for you.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS MOST OF US CAN'T OR WON'T


I would just make mine up just to fuck with them. Like: You bungie neck sit upon! Or, Snake peas!

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Any of you good people ever been to a black wedding?

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"Snuck up on my toddler playing when he should have been sleeping last night and inadvertently terrified him."
That child looked like he had been abused before.

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And here for your amusement...

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Open in another tab.
Leeroy Jenkins!!!!

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"What is this...a flare?"

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