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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, February 9, 2018

FRIDAY #3333 HUMANS

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

Voted One of Top 20 Rock and Roll Songs:
Queen & David Bowie, “Under Pressure”

NEWSY BITS




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Those are castration rings and that is the device to apply them. They cut off the circulation, the testicles shrivel up and fall off. 

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Last word on Super Bowl I promise.




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Your stomach is always filled with warm vomit.

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THE DIVERSITY OF HUMANS
or
What The Fuck Is The Matter With You People

I bet that left an interesting negative face in the snow.

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I hope you have all seen the movie by now.
Come to find out we are, in fact, getting stupider.
Like I've been preaching for decades, the reason is that smart people aren't even replacing themselves with babies, while stupid people are producing whole litters of babies. That is a ticket to disaster.

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Boredom is the mother of invention.

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Long seating etiquette discussion on a Wat Arun ferry.
 In the end both stood and no one was sitting.

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You would never see two straight men doing this to each other.
Question: That child is whiter than anyone I've ever seen. How do you walk around and not get at least some sun?

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She nice because she wants a bigger tip.
A study found that just by touching a male patron's arm can get a female server a larger tip.

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Having never skied I was wondering what he should do now.

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Notice suicide back doors. While in high school, a rich kid's father told him he could have any car he wanted. Took the family Lincoln. When asked why he didn't ask for, say, a Corvette he said, "You ever tried to fuck in a Corvette?"

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When you have no honor and a win is a win.

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Well, this one is a keeper.
Not because of her beer opening skills, but because she is cute as a button.

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I have a friend who is a very successful lawyer. He collects these.

And has a whole room dedicated to his collection.
But every time I talk to him about them, he stresses how much some of the rarer dispensers have gained in value. I suggest he not a collector so much as an investor.

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I knew a woman that would not only go to the bathroom to fart, she would take a throw pillow to sit on while she did it. True.

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Bless his heart.

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I've told you before that I have known several men who admit he had sex with his sister when they were young teenagers. And every time the contact was initiated by the sister.

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Woman and daughter disfigured with acid by their husband/father.
The rest of us can only credit such behavior to insanity.

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MNBT*
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People wanted him dead even before he was born.

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RH: Librarians are a whole new animal when it comes to battling anything and everything that even sounds like censorship.


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Teacher makes dancing possible for tiny paraplegic  student.
The gif wouldn't load, but it was delightful.

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This woman is calling for a boycott of Netflix.

She is complaining because she was only offered 500K for a show while others such as Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle and Amy Schumer were offered millions.

Guess the thought hadn't occurred to her that they are just way more famous than she is. Why think logically when you can say they are being gender and racially biased. 


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This bizarre  Jehovah Witness, 2 minute anti-masturbation video can't be real, but it is.


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RH: She was in the bath, why not wash it off? 

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Or walking home when the diarrhea kicks in.

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Bus stop in Sweden. Talk about personal space.

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 This is worth a look. You know how I'm always saying that some photos beg for a short story to explain it? Well, here we have a couple of dozen.

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My superpower is choosing the one table in a restaurant next to the woman talking loudly enough that before I leave I know her entire family tree, her cholesterol level, and what she sounds like during sex.

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2 comments:

MacGyver said...

Somayeh Mehri and her daughter Rana. Her husband was very likely not insane when he deliberately poured acid on his wife's and daughters' faces. Rather, he healthfully but falsely believed, was indoctrinated and encouraged to perceive women as things. Like too too many men (and some women) he sees women as living property of certain value, chattel or livestock, and by extension, when the thing's value is sufficiently diminished it is perfectly acceptable to dispose of the thing however he likes. Including hurting the thing before it dies, which he did and she did four years consequent to his acid attack. Wrongness compounded by hate and cowardice results in evil. Not insane, but quite simply evil.

Anonymous said...

There’s no penguins in the northern hemisphere. just pointing that out for the cartoonist.

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