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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian, and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, February 1, 2018

THURSDAY #3325

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

SWEET CAROLINE

NEWSY BITS

I went out to look and was not impressed.

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You guys might want to write that shit down. They get real mad if you not up on the lingo.

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Hey, Elon
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Here I am winning yet another bet on a soccer game.
I like denim.




PONDERABLES


Korean War movie: Operation Chromite.
There was a Korean Liberation Army working in the south after the north took over. This movie is about a grand operation by these people.
This KLA is about to be shot in the head.
If you are a Christian you believe with all your heart that that man will not, in fact, be born again...physically. But everyone would agree that it gives him comfort to think that he will. I think going to heaven is the exact some thing.

In the middle of this otherwise non-intelletual movie, this sentence arose.
I thought it a typo, but no...
As much as anyone, this small group of brave Koreans facilitated in the removal of the North from of the South.
That was the movie group photo.
This is the actual heroes.

Korean War killed 3 million people...give or take a few hundred thousand.
"War Sucks"

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What an awful prank to play on someone.

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During The Planet Of The Apes, Charlton Heston is brought before a tribunal naked. Why do none of the apes even notice he is curcumsized?
Okay, that was a brief scene, but what about all the times he urinated and/or took a shit in front of his guards?
My wife refuses to watch a movie with me because of observations like that.

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I have often opined about my inability to understand purses. And $300 is cheap. Try $3000 for a real status symbol.

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The internet loves to make fun of this lady.

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I included that in this post because I have many dreams about discovering rooms in my house, and I thought I was the only one who did that.

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What a nice gesture.

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That's the same George Bush who was head of the CIA.
Project MKUltra: CIA mind control program, is the code name given to a program of experiments on human subjects.
Operation Northwoods: A proposed false flag operation against the Cuban government that originated within the U.S. Department of Defense.
Operation Contra: A San Francisco Bay Area drug ring sold tons of cocaine to the Crips and Bloods street gangs of Los Angeles and funneled millions in drug profits to a Latin American guerrilla army run by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency.
Gulf of Tonkin Incident: international confrontation that led to the United States engaging more directly in the Vietnam War.

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 [holding a device in my hand that contains the accumulated knowledge of mankind] *search* Panda...playing...ukulele.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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I judge people who even mentions they watch stupid TV.

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Those eyebrows should have been a dead giveaway. Wait til they find out the dragons aren't real.

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Don't ever sing Three Times a Lady to a woman who has gained 20 pounds. I know that now.

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Please read that again. What a beautiful thing.


ODDNESSES I FOUND...ODD

500 Years Later, Scientists Discover What Probably Killed The Aztecs

Researchers believe they have uncovered the disease that wiped out millions of people -- about 80% of the Aztec population -- about 500 years ago. The disastrous epidemic, named "cocoliztli," or pestilence, ravaged people with fevers and headaches and caused blood to stream from their eyes, mouth, and nose, leading to death within a few days. Over five years, beginning in 1545, the "cocoliztli" killed 15 million Aztecs, but scientists have never been able to discover its cause.
Experts this week announced they were able to eliminate smallpox, measles, mumps and influenza as possible causes, singling out a typhoid-like "enteric (intestine-based) fever" as the probable cause. DNA evidence on the teeth of the centuries-dead plague victims led the scientists to this conclusion.

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There is an app to find your doppelganger in museum art.

Some are more unsettling than others.

And...

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When you find out she's a squirter...

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I'll bet money he's an Asian.

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Look at this closely.

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Why in the name of sanity does Photo Booth on my Mac do this shit? I have never seen a camera of any kind that reversed everything.

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Interesting potty training device.

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Shadows make a perfect plaid.


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I’m starting to suspect the Christmas tradition of the kids cleaning the house for Santa while the parents nap is just something my parents made up.

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THE ODDNESS OF ANIMALS


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Toucan skull

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Not a gif - stared at a goose butthole for 2 min waiting for something to happen.

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Just cute or powerful imagery?

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I've never gotten an explanation of the percentage of mountain goats who died in accidents, but I can only assume it is less than would have died if they lived in a lowland environment with predators.

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Give credit where credit is due.

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GOD DAMN, Y'ALL!

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Because it gives you a mirror image, the way most people see themselves, all you need to do is change it in settings

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