One Of My Very Own
I want him as my lawyer.
EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
NEWSY BITS
The world's most terrifying face swap.
And...
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RH: It's all about the money. Plain and simple.
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Where guns don't kill people, gang bangers kill people.
You would think we as a nation could solve this problem. We could start by tearing down slum housing and spreading those people around.
Any ideas would be welcome.
I PARTICULARLY LIKE THIS POST
NOT YOUR USUAL ANIMAL POST
Fuck Trump.
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I once had a mustache that I would twirl into that exact same shape...and I actually got laid.
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That silliness is followed by something deadly serious.
And this insanity...
I have an idea.
Anywhere there are endangered species, have an annual competition that awarded lots and lots of money to the family who can maintain the health of an endangered animal.
A villager could tag it; feed it; seek funds for vaccines; track them then shoo it back to safer environs; ward off predators including poachers, and then professionals would evaluate your vigilance.
I would help fund that. Make it MORE profitable to keep the beasts alive.
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RH: To think that now my loud vehicle/motorcycle theory has been scientifically proven.
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I notice shit like that constantly.
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But wait, there's more...
This cat is fully shaved except for its face.
And...
My experience with cats is they're most likely to give affection to the person in the room who wants it the least.
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Well, damn.
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And now the good news...
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Armadillos are a marvel of selective adaptation.
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What would you do for internet points?
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I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?! That's how they get you.
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FOILED EXPECTATIONS
Would you move? I probably would, knowing some of the embarrassing shit I've done in there.
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Ruins Of Pompeii, Italy
You would think with time we would have developed ways to build things that lasted longer and longer. But no, now we build EVERYTHING cheaper and cheaper. Even government building are made of Styrofoam on frame coated with stucco that I could break into with claw hammer.
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The airbag did not deploy.
In Russia Airbag deploy you.
His forehead looks like that symbol on A Series of Unfortunate Events.
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We never seem to catch up to the imagination of science fiction writers.
The movie 2001 vastly overestimate the speed of our advancements. That saddens me.
Of course, we haven't found a monolith on the moon yet, either.
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A young man's tale: My mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered me a bottle of vodka they've had for ages. I had to say no because I know it's 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
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PEOPLE NOT LIKE ME
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Buster Keaton.
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I admire people who spend many hours doing things for our amusement.
...without endangering themselves.
And...
Flawless.
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Damn, girl!
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"Do you follow Emma Watson on Instagram?"
"No. Not on Instagram."
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Has a girl ever given you a handjob just to keep you from telling them any more interesting facts about combat aircraft?
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PLACES OF INTEREST
This image mesmerizes me.
I regret that I will never visit it, but feel fortunate that someone cared to share the image with me.
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I'm going to let this speak for itself.
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There are human beings that we hire to leave their families, travel across the globe, to live in an environment where shit like this is a part of daily life.
I wanted to see what happened the trees under it.
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Just pause here a couple of minutes and think about walking down that pathway.
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I know I've shown you that before, but I am still impressed as hell.
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Somewhere in America, someone(s) got so bored they dug up a 15 year old tree and planted it in the middle of a baseball diamond.
Think of the social life these fuckers have.
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Wife: Talk dirty to me.
Me: 14 billion pounds of garbage are dumped into the ocean every year. Mostly plastic.
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OBJECTS OF INTEREST
A common misconception is that a match is dependent on blood type but it is all about this little section of DNA. You can actually donate to someone with a different blood type than you. When this happens, the patient's blood type changes and they produce their donor's blood type (along with inheriting their allergies) for the rest of their life. Science is pretty fucking neat.
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Think of how proud the person was who first came up with that.
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This will happen every time without a human controller.
Speaking of eggs...
This lady is shooting an egg at that range with a .22 rifle.
She had to aim yards above the target and it took her multiple shots...but she did it.
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At last, birdhouses I can have sex with and not feel so weird about it.
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Turntable sinks...
How very clever.
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How come I never heard of that before?
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For whatever reason, millennials aren't as interested in breasts as older generations.
Why? "No one who has years of masturbating experience searches for boobs. We search for general fetishes. Boobs will generally always be there."
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One stupid bastard.
That's the downside of seeking internet points. An effort like that gives you NEGATIVE points that may never be able to overcome no matter how much more stupid shit you do.
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RH: I have met a soulmate.
And...
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Rule #1: You are not allowed to ask difficult questions.
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Well, damn.
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1 comment:
as for the blood type/donor thing you posted, I believe this is specifically referring to a bone marrow transplant, which will change the blood cell "manufacturing center" of the recipient to that of the donor.
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