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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, April 12, 2018

THURSDAY #3395

VIEWER'S PHOTO
One Of My Very Own

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NEWSY BITS

The internet loves spoofing this guy.




It's uncanny!




I heard that guy say thing.
I heard him interviewed later and he seemed to be a straight up guy.

Boy, that's a real conversation starter.




SUBJECTS I WOULD LIKE TO BREACH

I've never understood raking leaves like that. Why wouldn't he just rake them in the flower bed and under trees and bushes? They will turn into mulch in no time.
I once told my yard guy that very thing and he said that those magnolia leaves would take ten years to rot. I just looked at him and said, "I got ten years!"

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The young people today have many strong suits, but history ain't one of them. 

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If I'm good at anything, it's innovation. Do you think the seat was designed with that in mind? Probably not.

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Utah State Trooper checking on slide-offs gets hit by a car. Sunday, March 25, 2018. He survived with several broken bones. 
I'm a situational awareness kind of guy. That guy is not. Who could resist looking behind him on a road where cars have demonstrated the proclivity to slide all about?

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I was once contemplating putting a huge sunshade on the large stack of scaffold we were using. One of the guys on the crew was a sailor and explained that we had to either poke a lot of holes in it or purchase a shade that was not a solid sheet. Further explaining that a sail as large as my proposed sunshade would shove a massive sailboat at 25 mph. I took his advice.

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When I read something like that I continue to think about it for days. I have only come up with one so far, but I am far from finished: ford/Ford.

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I overthink movies I watch. The caption guy on the movie is awful.
Didn't they give the poor guy a copy of the script?

And what the hell does this mean?

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Another movie had one scene of a spider building a wed...
Followed immediately by this...
It was a Spanish flick.

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Said to be emergency fire suppression at Kennedy Space Center.
I hate it that I can't believe anything I find on the internet anymore.

Here another example...
Said to be a Trail Cam Pic, but who knows?


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If you are lonely when you are alone, you are in bad company.

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SUSTENANCE

Turkish Food - wait for the final gesture to illustrate how tender it is.

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Somebody told me that chicken dark meat is dark because they use those muscles; white meat not so much.

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There's always some asshole like this on every Trick of Treat route.

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Oh, fuck no!
Hahahabananahaha!

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Why does that not surprise me?

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Agriculture is second only to war for innovation.


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Anybody who says "Looks don't matter" has never actually been ugly.

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I haven't checked this website in a while and when I finally did I found a bonanza. Hope you enjoy as much as I did.




















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Always walk like you deserve to be right where you are.

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PLACES AND LOCATIONS

Eguisheim - Alsace - France
These people's houses are vastly older than my whole country.

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Everyone in power seems to want to fuck with Poland.

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The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

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*MNBT

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Continental breakfast is not real breakfast.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE US


Well, of course he did.

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The only badge they are missing is for bird watching.

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Who would pay good money to watch her do that naked.


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Nothing brings a group of assholes together faster than something that is none of their fucking business.

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