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Thinking back I think it should have read "formal dinner."
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NEWSY BITS
I'm really liking how my new Grammarly download is fixing my many errors. It sends me a summary periodically. This one made me feel rather smug.
Until I realize how stupid the average person is.
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A few April's Fool Day pranks...
And lastly...
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I have forgotten whether I have shared a joke with you - a joke that I have gotten a lot of mileage out of, so here it is:
My wife is into rape fantasy, so when she says she's not in the mood, it's game on!
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I have a new desktop image of the most beautiful male child in the universe.
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I have a new desktop image of the most beautiful male child in the universe.
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Like my dear mother used to say: Miss the bus and you’ll have to walk to school because Mommy can’t drink and drive.
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AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR
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The Girl Friend and the Boy Friend, 1953
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I would be great if it only had HAL's voice.
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I decided to stop masturbating, and since then I haven’t really felt myself.
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LET'S LEARN SOMETHING
But there are exceptions.
The top image describes characteristics of the carpet python which is non-venomous and probably is looking for some vermin to chow down on.
The lower image describes characteristics of an Eastern brown which will easily kill you with neurotoxic venom.
A word of advice is to assume all snakes are deadly and not to mess with any of them.
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Does anyone remember that the Keegan-Michael Key of Key and Peele fame was in the movie Tomorrowland with George Clooney?
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100 years of UFO sightings.
Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, ghosts, fairies, chupacabras, and here in my home state we have - Lizardman. There are hundreds of people who could pass a lie detector concerning having seen such things. There are actually people who look for them - cryptozoologists. I put UFOs squarely in the same box as these things.
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I don't think that's his first rodeo.
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As a young man, these were in the back of every magazine written for kids my age.
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As a teenager in high school, there was a huge suburb near my home that got this far in development then ran out of funding and abandoned.
It didn't take long before it was covered in thick undergrowth high enough to hide a car....a car with two copulating teenagers.
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Probably a good idea, but people are just going to blindly veer out of bounds.
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A very dark time in my life.
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For whatever reason, these stones ended up in almost the perfect building and stacking shape.
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You should hear the names the voices in my head are calling you.
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Downer Comics...
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From a movie:
"You are not a writer. You are a blogger. Blogging is graffiti with punctuation."
Ouch.
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1 comment:
took me way too long to figure out the fingers....
love it when a joke works at multiple levels
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