FOLIO OLIO: FRIDAY #3507

One Of My Very Own

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NEWSY BITS

Those people do that for a living.

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OBJECTS OF WHICH YOU MAY BE UNAWARE

I had a dead mouse in my electric panel once.

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I'm assuming it was artificially polished.

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Couldn't you just tie the chair to the cradle?

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Offroad bus Iceland

Do want.

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Somewhere in Maryland...

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That looks like fun.

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The power of reading.

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Viva la robolution!

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When it's moving day but you live on the 22nd floor and have more money than back muscles.

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They use a fast moving stream to get the melons out of the field.

Here's another take on the same concept.

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5 ton chains

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Yeah, that's what I want to do to "relax."

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This would make a perfect addition to my masturbatorium.

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PR disaster.

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If you don’t leave covered in the blood of your vanquished enemies, did you even try your hardest at the father/son 3-legged race?

NORMAL PEOPLE DOING EXTRAORDINARY THINGS, OR EXTRAORDINARY PEOPLE DOING NORMAL THINGS.

Addicted to fake internet points.

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Do you think that long of a "run" up was necessary?

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Let's take another look at this gem.

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Full-contact musical chairs.

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I would pay good money to watch both of them do that naked.

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Guy lowers an umbrella off a bridge and the jumping fish are snagged.

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Give a man an umbrella, he’ll eat for a lifetime.

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Who decided a kid that young would do it right?

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Pro golfer Phil Mickelson hits a flop shot over brave fan from a foot away.

Let's take another look at that.

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Model Mara Martin has been in the headlines lately, after nursing her baby on the catwalk as part of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit show.

The happening, which was described as a spur-of-the-moment thing, has been hailed as ’empowering’ and ‘inspirational’ by many media outlets, and Mara herself wrote on Instagram: “I’m so grateful to be able to share this message and hopefully normalize breastfeeding and also show others that women CAN DO IT ALL!”

Not only do women grow other humans inside their bodies, but there is always the risk for the ultimate crushing loss.

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The reason why a grilled cheese and tomato soup go so well together is that it’s basically pizza split into two foods.

INFORMATION YOU MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN

A reminder that UC Davis paid over $100k to remove this photo from the internet.

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*MNBT

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How traffic jams are caused.

Don't be that guy.

That has been shown to also happen with not only pedestrian traffic, but assembly lines.

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The world's ocean floors.

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This is a new picture of Neptune taken from the Earth. It’s nothing short of amazing.

You’ve probably seen better pictures of Neptune from when Voyager 2 flew by in 1989. But there isn’t currently a spacecraft orbiting Neptune, so if scientists want pictures, they need to take them from 2.9 billion miles away. An upgrade on the Very Large Telescope at the European Southern Observatory in Chile has now allowed the ground-based telescope to take images as crisp as those taken by Hubble, a telescope that orbits Earth.

https://gizmodo.com/new-super-crisp-images-of-neptune-show-how-far-our-tele-1827683475?utm_source=gizmodo_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2018-07-18

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Fun experiment: Go into any store and ask for "the big stupid looking guy" and see who they bring you.

CREATURES OF INTEREST

Newborn piglets learn to run to their mothers’ voices and can recognize their own names by the time they’re 2 weeks old. Sows have even been known to 'sing' to their young whilst nursing.