FOLIO OLIO: THURSDAY #3521

One Of My Very Own

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THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT

RH: Every fucking day.

I've known two guys who regularly fucked their sisters and both times it was upon the sister's urging.

Watch carefully...

I think often about the millions of mind-numbing jobs.

BTW, did you notice that the painter changed mid-clip? I didn't until I posted it and was writing this caption.

The Rock surprised his stunt double with a new truck.

Indeed.
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Don't get caught up in numbers. I would have to drink 5 of my beers to get the alcohol of one powerful beer.

That they are smiling and nodding just means they are polite.

Me: This is a weird looking but comfortable toilet!
Masseuse: Sir, that’s the hole to put your face in, I - OH DEAR GOD!!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Hahahahahahahaha!

Stonehenge was not always a protected treasure. Ever since it was noticed as something strange and different, people desired a piece of it, and literally took those pieces home with them.

A visit to Stonehenge meant taking a hammer and chisel to get a piece of rock for one's collection or mantelpiece. During the Victorian era when travel and tourism were on the rise, the vandalism reached a fever pitch- people not only took chunks of rock home, they left their names carved in the stones.

That man is very confident in his masculinity.

“What’s More American Than Violence?” is a sculptural installation and series of dysfunctional art objects inspired by Edward Abby’s “The Monkey Wrench Gang.” The installation features a fully-functional molotov cocktail vending machine, full of converted Mezcal El Silencio bottles, customized with a limited edition, hand signed and numbered, spot-UV instructional art sticker, and custom “STEAL THE FIRE” bandana, each designed by artist Phil America and designer Dino Nama. The piece seeks to call attention to the ease of access to deadly weapons in America, and a large portion of proceeds of each sale is donated to Every Town.

Oh, but wait - there's more!

Why wouldn't they put a weight limit on it? Would you fat people be offended by that? Just wondering.

Hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy everywhere.

Pleeeez.

Damn, woman, lighten up a bit.

Was there a starter for a 2009 Ranger pickup?

Asking for a friend.

I was at Yellowstone when it's biggest super rare geyser went off. I was taking a shit next to the gift shop at the time.

LET'S LEARN SOMETHING

Guy made an unusual knife. Started with tubes of metal in a metal box.

Filled the spaces with crushed metal.

Fired it all up.

Hammered into shape.

And ended up with this.

Bravo.

Bird lands on a skydiver's arm.

What an amazing predator avoidance adaptation.

Our South Carolina guy, Pee Wee Gaskins, was convicted of 9 but is estimated to have over 100 victims.
BTW - More serial killers are born in November.

Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete shot in the dark.

THINGS GOING TO SHIT

Why throw it so hard?

Violation of Rule #1.

It was stated that this monkey stole the bike.

Did it know how to ride a bike? Prior to theft or did he just wing it?

Lifeguard has great awareness in a busy pool and saves a kid while others ignore.

I was a lifeguard for two summers. The problem with spotting the warning signs is that they look just like a kid frolicking in the pool. Go back and notice the slapping of the surface, that means the kid is desperate, but it may also mean he is playing with a friend.

How is this an advantageous survival adaptation.

Somebody is going to get laid tonight.

I once went to the doctor for hemorrhoids and the doctor asked: "Do you read on the toilet?" I told him I solved puzzles in the newspaper and he told me to stop. The human body is not designed to sit comfortably when voiding their bowels - it was designed to squat, which keeps the inards tight. Sitting places all the weight of those relaxing organs right on you asshole. And that, Gentle Reader, is a true story.