SATURDAY #3754

One Of My Very Own

 How about 'Anyone with some weed, I'm out.'

Joint account...get it?

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Even you supporters of the man must be embarrassed by now.

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FOOLS, FOOLS, AND MORE FOOLS

If you follow a doctor's advice and something awful happens, at least you have someone to blame. Imagine your child dying and you have to blame yourself.
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It would just be silly if it didn't put children's lives in danger.
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If that were possible I would do that, but I don't think you could find a doctor to do it.
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 Yeah, like you can taste a hint of ballsack in some Mexican food.

[verification needed] 
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BAD NEWS: Apparently it's frowned upon to quit when the going gets tough.

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How very clever.
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MAGNIFICENT MAMMALS

 Dayum. And the lady smiles.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger chasing his pet miniature horse on a bike.

At the end, the horse breaks the fourth wall.
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That looks very much like my first dog, Laddie, a half-collie/half-shepherd. God, I loved that dog. If any kid raised their voice, Laddie would move to stand in between me and that kid.
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"You want drama? I got drama!" 
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The fake fin slap.
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Why does my wife always wait until I'm in the opposite end of the house before asking me to "merm finer mernferr brnerfer"?

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REALLY OLD LIVING THINGS

Scientists reactivate cells from a 28,000-year-old woolly mammoth. "I was so moved when I saw the cells stir," said 90-year-old study co-author Akira Iritani. "I'd been hoping for this for 20 years."
What could possibly go wrong?

https://bigthink.com/surprising-science/woolly-mammoth?rebelltitem=1#rebelltitem1
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And let's not forget this...

 In Siberia, melting permafrost is releasing nematodes — microscopic worms that live in soil — that have been suspended in a deep freeze since the Pleistocene. Despite being frozen for tens of thousands of years, two species of these worms were successfully revived, scientists recently reported in a new study.
Though nematodes are tiny — typically measuring about 1 millimeter in length — they are known to possess impressive abilities. Some are found living 0.8 miles (1.3 kilometers) below Earth's surface, deeper than any other multicellular animal.

https://www.livescience.com/63187-siberian-permafrost-worms-revive.html

Anybody else worried about this shit?
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My wife just bought ice cream with raisins. So, that was a fun marriage.

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INTERESTING IMAGES

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I don't get it. So, apparently, his wife keeps putting the dick back on the snowman. Why is that funny? 
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 Do you believe that?

Of course not, but they are still striking images.
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My own war with demon nicotine has hit a set back.

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My latest weapon is forcing myself to pay for any cigarettes out of the very limited number of dollars I am allocated every month.

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I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me.

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OBJECTS TO PONDER

My wife hates cleaning up so much, she has told me that it is time to move again.

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I love the absurd. 
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Mesmerizing. 
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I'm from the South and I fucking love BISCUITS AND GRAVY!

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Have any of you guys gotten your dick stuck in a Weedwacker?

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ON BEING HUMAN

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Yeah, I know...

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Proving the floor is level...

He must be very proud. Seriously.
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So many things to see, so little time to deal with them...

Contents of Table
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Lamest magic trick in the book...

Still awes the natives.

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Kind of like a football quarterback who plays a couple of seasons past his prime.
But remember that Netflix movie where you got to choose what the character did next? It was such a raging success, how come there isn't another one? 
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A clown boy (half clown, half cowboy) says "Yeehonk."

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IN ALL SERIOUSNESS

A female police officer with Hijab, Rose, & Bushmaster.

Constable Michelle Evans was guarding a Christchurch cemetery while they buried victims of the recent massacre. 
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Brexit

Notice that they shopped out her cord.
That's what happens when you let stupid people vote.
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An honorable person
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The internet is amazing. I actually found a clip of chimney soot catching fire.

That happened to me once and convinced me to call in a chimney sweep regularly.
You can see the signs if you know what to look for.

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Shockwave in China

Just like in Houston a couple of weeks ago - why are they allowed to put that in an urban center?

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And that is how you lose your culture.
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 If both outcomes were so very predictable to EVERYONE on the internet, why wasn't it predictable to them?

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