One Of My Very Own
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LIFE ADVICE FROM SOME GUY ON THE INTERNET
Don't make it more complicated than it needs to be.
^^1^^You can be a better person with a few well-placed words of encouragement.
Seriously.
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Don't forget to tell loved ones how you feel about them - often.
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I am also a big fan of hedonism.
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Don't let anyone make you feel guilty over doing things that hurt no one.
Humor can do wonders in healing all wounds.
Why do women with arms like that insist on going sleeveless?
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Rid yourself of toxic people.
This is one of the saddest clips I have ever seen.
So, let's spoof it.
I have asked several women who had been abused by their husbands why they didn't just leave him, and each time they said that afterward he was so apologetic and treated her real nice. I would say, "Until the next time." And with eyes lowered they would all confirm, "Until next time."
That groom above looks like he will never be apologetic and niceness doesn't appear to suit his character.
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RS-71 Johnson
No, that's not a typo. That plane's official designation was RS-71 until President Johnson announced its activation and made the mistake of calling it the SR-71 and the military decided to just change the name than to fight it.
Its two engines produce 160,000 horsepower, and each second the air intake is equal to two million people inhaling at once.
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The Solomon Prison or Demon Prison is a 100-meter cone-shaped hill with a horrible hole inside and a strange story, located in Iran’s West Azarbaijan province.
Built during the Sassanid dynasty (between 224 and 651 AD), the cone-shaped prison used to be the scene of sacrifices made and prayers said by the Zoroastrian priests. It is three kilometers west of Takht-e Soleymān in West Azerbaijan.
The hill has been shaped over thousands of years by sediment layers of mineral stones of an ancient lake. It used to be a temple between 830 and 660 BCE with several sulfur hot springs around it for medical treatment.
Unlike other volcanos, the Demon Prison hill is made of sediment layers of mineral stones. There used to be a spring in the region which turned into a lake over time. Its water was filled with salts and sulfur. Through time, the salts resided at the bottom of the lake becoming solid sediment layers. Now, after thousands of years, the layers have shaped a hill with a hole inside. Gradually the lake dried out but its remnants are still visible. The site is now among one of the most beautiful natural attractions for mountaineers.
The Demon Prison or Solomon Prison is a hill with a horrible hole inside and a strange story.
If you climb the hill, you will see a stone building made by Sarooj mortar standing at its top. The building has hidden a black hole inside with no way out and if somebody sets foot inside, he/she will definitely die.
Locals believe that Solomon jailed a demon who defied him into the black hole and then tightened its black hole by setting up a building above it.
The demon in the black hole is the same devil who stole a special ring inscribed by the Lord's names from Solomon. The demon is believed to be a very dangerous and furious creature releasing toxic gas from its mouth. Anybody daring to set foot into the black hole will be murdered by the demon, locals believe. That’s why it is named the Demon Prison.
The fortified site is the first attraction of West Azarbaijan recognized as a World Heritage site in July 2003.
https://ifpnews.com/exclusive/strange-story-of-demon-prison-in-nw-iran/
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There is also such a thing as a "corpse bivouac" which is exactly what it sounds like.
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This photo shows several military geniuses and then there's Adolf Hitler - the man making all the decisions.
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One would hope these were all retrieved after the hostilities had ended, but I doubt it.
And this is the result...
Detonation Of A WW2 Sea Mine On Some Beach
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Oh, the waste.
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Don't let anyone make you feel guilty over doing things that hurt no one.
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Why do women with arms like that insist on going sleeveless?
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Rid yourself of toxic people.
This is one of the saddest clips I have ever seen.
So, let's spoof it.
I have asked several women who had been abused by their husbands why they didn't just leave him, and each time they said that afterward he was so apologetic and treated her real nice. I would say, "Until the next time." And with eyes lowered they would all confirm, "Until next time."
That groom above looks like he will never be apologetic and niceness doesn't appear to suit his character.
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You can't change the volume of the voice in your head. Go ahead, try it.
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OBSERVATIONS ON HISTORY
RS-71 Johnson
Its two engines produce 160,000 horsepower, and each second the air intake is equal to two million people inhaling at once.
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The Solomon Prison or Demon Prison is a 100-meter cone-shaped hill with a horrible hole inside and a strange story, located in Iran’s West Azarbaijan province.
The hill has been shaped over thousands of years by sediment layers of mineral stones of an ancient lake. It used to be a temple between 830 and 660 BCE with several sulfur hot springs around it for medical treatment.
If you climb the hill, you will see a stone building made by Sarooj mortar standing at its top. The building has hidden a black hole inside with no way out and if somebody sets foot inside, he/she will definitely die.
Locals believe that Solomon jailed a demon who defied him into the black hole and then tightened its black hole by setting up a building above it.
The demon in the black hole is the same devil who stole a special ring inscribed by the Lord's names from Solomon. The demon is believed to be a very dangerous and furious creature releasing toxic gas from its mouth. Anybody daring to set foot into the black hole will be murdered by the demon, locals believe. That’s why it is named the Demon Prison.
The fortified site is the first attraction of West Azarbaijan recognized as a World Heritage site in July 2003.
https://ifpnews.com/exclusive/strange-story-of-demon-prison-in-nw-iran/
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A military camp or bivouac (see Bivouac shelter) is a semi-permanent facility for the lodging of an army. Camps are erected when a military force travels away from a major installation or fort during training or operations, and often have the form of large campsites.
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This photo shows several military geniuses and then there's Adolf Hitler - the man making all the decisions.
One would hope these were all retrieved after the hostilities had ended, but I doubt it.
And this is the result...
Detonation Of A WW2 Sea Mine On Some Beach
Oh, the waste.
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Do epic shit.
Unless you are too tired or it costs too much in which case do affordable shit and leave time for a nap.
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OBJECTS OF INTEREST
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A buttplug with a builtin twanger.
How clever.
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This blew my mind.
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Somebody made this. Somebody painted this. Somebody bought this, thinking it a good idea.
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Has anyone else ever sold their socks to a complete stranger at a gas station?
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MISTAKES WERE MADE
"How carelessly we let those days of happiness slip away."
That guy's reaction could have been included in the Life Advice section.
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Some days you should have just stood in bed.
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I think this must have been set afire purposely. The fire is just too consistent.
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I'm assuming these people are having an argument.
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"What?"
Legendary poker face. I laughed aloud.
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For you people who believe that Donald Trump can't be reelected because so many people hate him, Richard Nixon was reelected. RICHARD NIXON! REELECTED!
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I give just enough fucks to stay out of jail. No more, no less.
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LANGUAGE FOR ALL OCCASIONS
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Thank goodness for Grammarly.
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It kind of looks like he's doing something illegal, doesn't it?
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2 comments:
The clip of the groom slapping the bride. I can't imagine being the bride's father and not beating the absolute living shit out of the groom after that.
Both the Anthony Bourdain and the artificial legs guy made me want to cry.
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