FRIDAY #3767

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Notre Dame's Cock Survived The Fire!

 

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 https://boingboing.net/2019/04/18/here-is-the-redacted-mueller-r.html
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 https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/jesuss-guide-to-having-a-better-easter-than-him-20190418184795
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LANGUAGE THAT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

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Nicolas Cage Hairdo Whiteboard

 
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You can tell how long a couple has been married by what they fight about. Tonight: Wasting a paper plate.

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JOBS PEOPLE HAVE

 I would bet his father and his father's father back many generations did the exact same thing.
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Wax on, wax off...

I want to be as good at anything as this guy is at washing windows. 
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I know I have shown you this before...

But I think a thing of such beauty ought to be seen often. 
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Early in WWII when Germany invaded Denmark, whole units of the Danish army traveled by bicycle. Good luck with that against an armored column.

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Pimps all need a car like this...

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Some truck driving is more challenging than others...

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Carving mountains ought to look good on any resume.
 
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I have the greatest respect for inventors.

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To me, every aspect of moviemaking is fascinating.

This actor had a sword held to his throat and to show just how much of a badass he is, licks the blood from it.

I watched this recently and really liked it. Two great actors.

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Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I've learned that I don't need to use so many paper towels.

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SOCIAL CONCERNS

I read a summary of a study concerning young people's seeming disinterest in sex and it was determined that young men would rather play computer games. One of them said, "A game won't have sex with your neighbor." 
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In the late 60s, I stood exactly where that couple is standing. Returning to the street I bought a small replica of that monkey gargoyle.
NOTE: That was written before the fire.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6874539/Iranian-womens-right-activist-condemns-Western-feminists.html?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
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"Americans eat like they had free health care.

 Such an interesting observation.
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"Come at me, bro."

"No, you come to me...bro."
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https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hpv-infection/in-depth/hpv-vaccine/art-20047292 
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Fuck those people.
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The key to a successful marriage is letting things go. My wife started with herself.

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S.T.E.M. MATTERS

On April 10 the Event Horizon Telescope (EHT) project, an international effort that aims to capture the first-ever image of a black hole, will announce a "groundbreaking result" at a news conference.

 Over the observation period, the Event Horizon Telescope (EHT) team collected a petabyte of data. This was then distributed to two research institutions—MIT Haystack Observatory in the U.S. and the Max Planck Institute for Radio Astronomy in Germany. The data were then processed by supercomputers.

 The Event Horizon Telescope, a network of eight radio observatories spanning the globe, has set its sights on a pair of behemoths: Sagittarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the Milky Way’s center, and an even more massive black hole 53.5 million light-years away in galaxy M87 l.
In April 2017, the observatories teamed up to observe the black holes’ event horizons, the boundary beyond which gravity is so extreme that even light can’t escape. After almost two years of rendering the data, scientists are gearing up to release the first images in April.
Astronomers can see black holes as the material they accumulate is extremely hot, so it appears very bright. However, we currently have no decent image of a black hole or its event horizon because the resolution of the images is not high enough and it just appears as a bright blur. It is hoped the EHT will change this, providing researchers with a clear image showing the event horizon ring and the shadow of the black hole.
The event will be streamed live here: https://www.nsf.gov/news/special_reports/blackholes/
https://youtu.be/hMsNd1W_lmE
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Salt - the only rock humans eat.
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The engineer required for this is staggering.

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Camera Obscura

A tiny pinhole in a window covering will project an image of what is outside onto the walls. That image is, however, upside down and backwards. 
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What about the shark, or the alligator, or the horseshoe crab?
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My wife walked up to me, asked me to close my eyes, and whispered, "I bought a little something for the bedroom." Then she handed me nasal strips.

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LAST LAUGHS

What Happens Next?

A. It is run over by a car.
B. It lifts off like a bird.
C. It catches fire.
D. It flies into a crowd of people. 
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B. It lifts off like a bird. 
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I'll give you another chance - double or nothing.

 A. It is run over by a car.
B. It lifts off like a bird.
C. It catches fire.
D. It flies into a crowd of people. 
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 If you missed it TWICE you might want to work on your learning curve.

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 Truer words have never been written.

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