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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, May 3, 2019

FRIDAY #3781

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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 I had sworn off more GoT gags, but then I ran into that and thought it hilarious.
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THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW YESTERDAY

In Australia, you get fined for not voting.
Americans wouldn't stand for that for one second.
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 https://www.nowscience.co.uk/single-post/2019/04/17/Ice-Age-foal-discovered-in-permafrost-with-liquid-blood-in-its-heart
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Fossilized dinosaur nest

http://www.china.org.cn/english/MATERIAL/191274.htm
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[verification needed]
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Married men on Twitter: I love my wife, but she has no sex drive.

Married women on Twitter: I have a huge sex drive, just don't tell my husband.

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ENTERTAINMENT


What should have been said...

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And then there is this bitch...
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What Happens Next?
A. He is shocked.
B. He is awed.
C. He is blown away.
D. He is bedazzled. 
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C. He is blown away.
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What Happens Next To This Magician?
 A. He has sex with a very unlikely candidate.
B. His kid spoils the trick.
C. He vomits.
D. An ostrich ruins his trick.
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A. He has sex with a very unlikely candidate.

But, alas, it's just a storebought prop.
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But not all such mishaps are mere pranks...
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Johnny Got His Gun - full movie on YouTube.
It is a must watch movie - like nothing else ever seen. Please watch this film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB7j4C6hBBA

OOPS! WRONG LINK.
Here's the right one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUfBVLAY_pU
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Hogwarts doesn’t teach anything but magic because if one wizard learns law the school with a child-bludgeoning tree is the first thing getting sued.

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GOOD IDEAS


The old and the new...
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Redesigning semi tractor trailers would save countless lives.
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Mr. Donkey has an extraordinary skill...
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Think of all the time wasted in various wars by waiting for a temporary bridge to be built. Now imagine floating tanks.
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TIBETAN CHEF
 They have some rather clever cooking techniques.
Like to cook? You may learn something from this guys techniques.
https://imgur.com/gallery/8B86SMv
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The fashion men want...

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I once told my mom that being the youngest child wasn't so great because I got the least amount of time with her before she dies.  Just to show that my dark side comes from a loving place.

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RATHER UNIQUE INDIVIDUALS



When Your Parents Were Cooler Than You Will Ever Be.
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Grandma foils a thief...

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That is one big cat. 
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Lineman in China
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Which one of these workes will shortly be admitted to the emergency room?

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"How long you been working here?"

 "Three years."
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My auto-reply to texts: I would love to, but I have to [verb] a [noun].

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RANDOM BLOG FODDER


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It's mosquito season in the South...
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 Whatever blows your skirt up, Sparky.
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I posted this years ago...
 But I just noticed that some of the pieces are rectangles.
I would think that would make it infinitely harder. 
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Asians 
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Word on the street
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This struck me as just too weird not to post.
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And somebody thought we needed this tutorial...
 I found this the day after putting this post together.
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A couple of nice images...
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Loved the GOT image with the ice bags.
And HELL YES anti-vaxxers should be held responsible and maybe even jailed.
#25: I chose the correct one!!!!!!
Thanks!
Towanda

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