THURSDAY #3780

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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My Barcelona 3 - Liverpool 0
Next week we have to play in their home court.
Messi came within a cunt hair of scoring a hat trick.
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The science behind the GoT lighting craziness:
https://techcrunch.com/2019/04/29/why-did-last-nights-game-of-thrones-look-so-bad-here-comes-the-science/
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LANGUAGE MEANT TO AMUSE

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Don't forget to tip your server! 
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Alice Froman, mother of Abe Froman the Sausage King of Chicago.
(I wonder how many people get that.)
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My wife when I try to stick my finger in her no-no spot.

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Buying caterpillars. 
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Me when I'm forced to go anywhere.

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My perfect date would be a hike in the mountains, and her telling me all about it when she gets back.

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LANGUAGE MEANT TO PROVOKE THOUGHT

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Anger as Qatari 'sociologist' films online 'tutorial on how Muslim men should beat their wives'

'She needs to feel that you are a real man':  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6928741/Qatari-sociologist-films-online-tutorial-Muslim-men-beat-wives.html

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https://www.ecowatch.com/10-million-years-to-recover-from-the-mass-extinction-2634879861.html

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My wife once yelled another guy's name in bed then we looked at each other. Then she finally yelled April Fools! Then we laughed & laughed.  She's such a kidder.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T

Damn, Mom, half the battle is letting the kid figure it out for himself. Take this little bastard...

After his eye transplant, the kid will never do that again - that's a lesson learned for life!
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When 18-year-olds drive tanks...

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The old 'off the head shot.'

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I am so proud that I never tried any drugs harder than weed. 
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That is some kind of Mission Impossible shit right there. 
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Hippo dentist has got to look good on a resume.
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*MNBT 
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So the solution to rudeness is to out rude them?
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Beware that when fighting monsters you yourself do not become a monster for when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

Did you notice that the beach was stones instead of sand?
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With a little help from a friend.

 Pure dumb luck she didn't get donkey kicked into another dimension.
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What Happens Next?

A. No human could discern the outcome.
B. The most powerful computer in the world could not foresee what ensues.
C. The one true god could not divine the results.
D. Just give up and scroll down. 
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Before you cut the sleeves off your acid wash denim jacket, read the warning label about the associated risks of dying from too much sex.

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OBJECTS OF NOTE

They have several different styles of this device.
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This gif of earth rotates at the same rate Earth rotates.

And, yes, it does rotate. 
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Wouldn't you test that BEFORE the camera was rolling? 
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Kill snake

Marinate snake

Grill snake

It is, of course, delicious.
There have been documented cases of people starving to death because they simply could not bring themselves to eat certain survival foods - snake, rat, etc.
Not me. I would certainly eat those picky eaters after their demise. 
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The caption read:
"Tell me I’m not the only person who remembers these!"

I'm certifiably old and I've never seen such a thing. 
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All moms have their enough is enough point.

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Ferris pretended to be "Abe Froman the Sausage King of Chicago"  in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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 A true classic.

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