FRIDAY #3809

One Of My Very Own

Far, far too many young people had no idea why that is clever. 
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FYI - "Ewe frigid bitch" is not correct.
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BACKSTORIES NEEDED

You know how I like to mentally construct backstories for images? Well, here is a small gallery for your perusal.
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If that was Alabama I would say he is at a family reunion and was hoping to get it on with either of his cousins.
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We've all been there more times than we care to remember.
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Well, that was one of the easier exercises.
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So many questions, so few details. 
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A girl at the next table was on her phone and said, "My first day of classes as a freshman is over. Isn't it crazy that in just 4 years I'll be working my dream job."

Should I tell her?

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PEOPLE OF DUBIOUS CHARACTER

She's saying, "I hear the secrets that you keep."

Hahahahanhanaha!
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So this piece of shit (Judge Steven Sword) just sentenced a pastor who was repeatedly raping his 14-year-old daughter to only 12 years in prison instead of 72 that were requested by the prosecution.

 "Judge Steven Sword admired the good works of this “good Christian man.”

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2019/05/pastor-who-repeatedly-raped-daughter-14-gets-light-sentence-because-jesus/
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And not one motorist or pedestrian came to the kid's aid. Shame, shame.
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I don't even know who that guy is, but anyone who would say that is of dubious character. 
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Can I get a restraining order on everyone who doesn't wear deodorant?

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OUR PLANET IN TROUBLE

 Members of the action group Extinction Rebellion (XR) gather after spilling fake blood on the steps of the Trocadero esplanade during a demonstration to alert on the state of decline of biodiversity, on May 12, 2019, in Paris. Extinction Rebellion (XR) is an international movement that uses non-violent civil disobedience to achieve radical change in order to minimize the risk of human extinction and ecological collapse. (Photo by Francois Guillot/AFP Photo)
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 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/daimler-mercedes-benz-climate_n_5cd89a97e4b0705e47de325c

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 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-climate_n_5cd5a008e4b0705e47db6ac2

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 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ocean-plastic-remote-places-on-the-planet_n_5ccfb8c5e4b0e4d75734aed8

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https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-are-warning-that-we-absolutely-must-not-farm-octopuses?perpetual=yes&limitstart=1

Interesting read.
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I am watching Planet Earth 2 but I haven't seen the first one so I'm completely lost. What the fuck is a bird?

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WHEELED VEHICLES

Did you notice the plumes of exhaust belching out of his toy?
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I'm thinking a classic case of mistaking the gas pedal for the brake pedal.
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Come to find out, there are quite a few of these campers built on VW bug around the world.
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You would think that would be a distraction hazard.
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Drove to the beach, drank too much, when to sleep, and woke up to this. You only have to do that once to learn never to do it again. 
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Anyone who says May The Fourth Be With You is probably a huge virgin.

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MISTAKES WERE MADE

Remember the mistake in the University of South Carolina baseball team's logo? It's missing a line.

 Well, look what they did on the left graphic only!

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This physically hurt me.

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 This is America and we are free to die early because we can't afford health insurance.

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RH: That could have gone in several sections, but you have to worry about the man's fucked up logic.
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If you fight a dinosaur you will get jurasskicked.

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RANDOM BLOG FODDER

I wish I could have met that man. 
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Does anyone know what they do with those things when the store closes? 
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The Hound and The Mountain just chillin’.

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 I saw a perfect double rainbow like that while on a beach in Puerto Rico.
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Firefighters using the fog pattern on their nozzle to keep a flashover at bay.

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Sumbitch displaying ownership of his property.
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https://www.sciencealert.com/cretaceous-sea-creatures-have-been-found-trapped-in-amber-alongside-insects?perpetual=yes&limitstart=1
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 Largest Islands

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 Did you even notice the ceiling fan mishap?

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