TUESDAY #3792

One Of My Very Own

 What was I thinking? Let's try another...

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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 I don't post GoT silliness because I want to. I post it because the internet is awash in things about it.

NASA's Curiosity released this panorama of Mars.

Did you miss it? Here's a hint:

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TRY NOT TO BE STUPID

 Life imitating art...

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That is an awful road design. Who puts a ramp only inches from the pavement?
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Stupid bastard 
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Hot, hot, hot!

Pretty good gun discipline in her panic.
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In 1993, Garry Hoy, a lawyer in Toronto, Ontario, fell to his death from the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre while demonstrating to a group of visitors that the building's windows were "unbreakable". Hoy threw himself against the glass, which indeed did not break; rather, the window popped out of its frame.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/through-a-glass-quickly/ 
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Speaking of...

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Standing this close to the track is stupid.

I have watched many races at Nürburgring in Germany. The rope off areas too dangerous for spectators but there are always daredevils who sneak right up to the track.

 Once a Formula I car left the track and mowed down dozens of idiots.
We always parked on the edge of a farmer's field where we could see five of the turns. It was also on a slight rise in case a car left the track.

The field was, of course, filled with other spectators and there was some great partying going on. We always took a few magnum bottles of champagne (the big mother on the right) and would just pass one around from time to time.

You make a lot of friends with free champagne.

Major parts of Nürburgring are highways on non-race days...or at least they used to be.

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I'm betting that is not their daddy; that is momma's new boyfriend.

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Don't do this...ever.

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When someone steals the pillows off your front porch, so you get new ones.

Who doesn't know we are ALWAYS on camera?
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Just heard cum referred to as "high fructose porn syrup" and my life will never be the same.

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ANIMALS WITH WHICH WE 
SHARE THE PLANET

BIG HORNED ANIMALS AND AUTOMOBILES
TWO DIFFERENT APPROACHES



That is part of the running of the bulls when one of the beasts took offense at a Jeep Wagoneer. The reason the driver doesn't just back up is that there is another car directly behind him.
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 And I know just what to do...

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The Goose Whisperer? 
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Dogs are the noblest of creatures.

The bigger the dog the better trained it has to be. 

Showing the underbelly is a sign of total submission.

But clamping the open jaws around the head is a sign of dominance.

Sometimes, of course, some dogs don't want to be dominated.

 Knowing what this gesture means should scare the shit out of her.

Or maybe she has a death grip on his manhood.
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Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey Decimal category.

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STEM MATTERS

Non-Newtonian fluid filled speed bump.

In my neighborhood the speed limit is 25mph, but the speed limit of the speed bumps is 15mph. I never did understand that.
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https://www.sciencealert.com/we-might-finally-understand-why-earth-s-magnetic-field-regularly-jerks
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You may not want to exist right now but someone is happy that you do. You are worthy, you are never worthless. And if you are feeling that way reach out. Our minds are dangerous places. 
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https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-just-discovered-nearly-200-000-new-viruses-lurking-in-our-oceans
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I'm hoping natural process but I fear pollution.
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https://www.sciencealert.com/new-measurements-of-the-expansion-of-the-universe-confirm-something-is-definitely-awry 
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How desperate do you have to be to sell your semen? So, you want someone who can't even support themselves without selling bodily fluids providing half of your child's genes?
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That is true...I looked it up. 
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Parents used to worry about this passive form of brainwashing.

Now the internet gives each kid the keys to the brainwashing engine - as it were.
And what do they do with those keys? They fucking believe the shit that has no foundation in fact.

There is a tried and true method for separating truth from bullshit...

PROVE IT!
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Why do baby clothes have pockets when they don't even own shit?

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JUST FUCKING AROUND

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My bartender's husband runs a kitchen and every year his boss sends him to the beach to a food conference. This couple checked into their hotel room and almost immediately there was a knock on the door. The woman announced that she was from housekeeping and wondered if they would like her to pull the bed out from the wall.

She said No thanks and the maid left. Then the husband and the wife locked eyes, smiled and she ran to the door to tell the women that she did, in fact, want the bed moved away from the wall.
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What Happens Next?

 A. The contents won't come out no matter how hard he shakes it.
B. The contents cook on the hot bricks.
C. The contents hop back into the cup.
D. The contents expand to an unbelievable amount.
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C.
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Guess who got a new vibrating buttplug.

Oh my. 
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The kicking dexterity of this Taekwondo master.

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European Tampax commercial

If men had periods...

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When I was in Goose Bay, Labrador it was so cold that if you peed outdoors it would stack up like sticks. If you put a pot of water on the window sill to cool, it would freeze so fast that it would still be hot.
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Ozzy Osbourne meets John Lennon

[verification needed]

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If a girl tells you that your dick is small, just remember that her dick is literally zero inches long. Stay humble, kings.

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SEX ADVICE CAN BE FUN

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A dentist was arrested for dealing drugs. Shows you how wrong you can be about people, as I had been going to him for over ten years and never knew he was a dentist.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

I got a thing about stone.

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A couple of interesting abodes

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ART OBJECTS X 3 
 

A Pixelated Wooden Snorkeler Sculpture by Taiwanese artist Hsu Tung Han.
 

The largest pen drawing he'd ever done. 1,924 faces.

Some of my etching in college we're small faces. They looked okay but I did it because I was in a hurry.

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 Hahahahanhanaha!

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 I totally believe that.

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