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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

WEDNESDAY #3779

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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More nonsense from GoT

 GoT drinking/dying game

More clever closed caption...

Our hero...
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I insanely took Ajax over Tottenham and had bets up and down the bar. By a miracle, I won.
Tomorrow my Barcelona plays mighty Liverpool and I expect to bet every gambler in the house. All hail Messi!
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PROBLEM-SOLVING AT ITS FINEST

Dads are born problem solvers...

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Speaking of...
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Now for the moms...
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Missouri Bridge Demolition

I wonder if they disallowed traffic on the new bridge while they were placing the explosives.
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With This, You Can Wash Both Sides of a window at the same time.
And here's how it works...

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The old oil on the floor trick.
Looks like an accident ready to happen.
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Problem-solving in the movies...
Why swing across his arms instead of moving around and facing him? And second of all, that ax could never chop through that chain.
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Making power lines more visible...

I never realized they were so large.
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Being a father is really quite rewarding..at tax time.

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SCIENCE AND NATURE AND TECHNOLOGY




And...
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https://www.sciencealert.com/fresh-water-supplies-melt-away-as-world-s-glaciers-lose-335-billion-tonnes-of-ice-a-year
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I'm pretty sure I've posted this before, but I still watched it a couple of more times. One brought a hammer to a knife fight.
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https://www.sciencealert.com/autism-severity-cut-in-half-in-kids-who-underwent-radical-faecal-transplant-therapy
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Explain this:

One comment said: "Camera aperture wider in low light, narrower in bright light - that's my guess what's causing that."
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 “OK men spread out.”
“Oat?”
“What?”
“Spread oats?”
“Spread out.”
“One oat?”
“Dammit.”
Why US/Canada joint military exercises proved problematic.

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MAN'S BEST FRIEND

 "Y'all are just fucking embarrassing."
- Dog on the left, probably


"This howling is exhausting, Karen."
- Left dog probably
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How do you get a perfect photo of your dog like this one?

You teach the mutt to stay still.
With food in its mouth. Wow!
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Not all heroes wear capes...

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I often say “no pun intended” when there wasn’t a pun and just leave them trying to find it.

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AND NOW THE BAD NEWS

Sun Prairie gas line explosion
Then there's that one motherfucker who just wandered around by his truck the whole time. 
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Explosion at Ukraine ammunition depot...again.
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The more things change the more they stay the same.

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What Happens Next?
 A. The pourer knocks over the glasses.
B. A musician knocks over the glasses.
C. A dog knocks over the glasses.
D. The goddamn motherfucking gif was too large to load.
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You will never know because -
D. The goddamn motherfucking gif was too large to load. 
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Wage stagnation is causing the middle class to shrink and nobody seems concerned.
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And here's why none of our problems are solved:
U.S. Congressional Divide over the years.
Pay attention!
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All that is fake, placed there to scare school officials.
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Let's take another look at this...

One of the funniest things on the internet...in my opinion.
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Thank you Saran Wrap for so many years of not even remotely doing what I want.

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IMAGES I CAN'T EXPLAIN


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This was titled: Frog Licker
 
Not a clue as to what it is. 
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Sculptor, by Alex Chinneck.
Yeah, I like the art, but how did they get it to do that?
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Something about Lucas selling out to Disney? 
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Is this real or just faked for the tourists?
 
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It’s “Burt Gummer Day”!

 
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Any time anyone asks me where I got anything I always tell them I won it in a bar fight.

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LAST LAUGHS
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I just bought a novel from Ikea.
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You go, Sparky! 
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