FRIDAY #3816

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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HUMAN EXPRESSIONS AND REACTIONS

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Harold hiding the pain through psychedelics.

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Thanking the Lord for the opportunity. 
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And proud of it.  
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He thought he could fight. Trust me, unless you fight often you will get your ass kicked. 
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At this point in my life, the little angel on my shoulder just says "Oh this is gonna be good..." and starts munching popcorn.

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THE PROVERBIAL SHIT HITTING THE PROVERBIAL FAN

Ford Expedition Sled-Rollover Crash Test

How in the world does any car pass that test?  
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She just looks slightly...annoyed.
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Situational awareness at its worst...

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"Did you see the bird?"

"Yeah, and it looked a little suicidal." 
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Women and water...go figure.

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My buddy, Jack, was really good at shooting pool. Had his own stick and everything. He once drove to the neighboring town for a tournament and when his time came around he sunk two stripe balls on the break, then missed the next shot. The young black girl that was his opponent then sank three stripe balls before missing. Jack said, "You should know that I have stripe balls and you have solid balls." She said, "I don't think so. Let's ask my boyfriend." Then this huge black man stood up and said, "She had striped balls." Jack nodded, broke down his stick and departed. Smart man.
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During WWII my father was traveling to Florida and noticed several signs advertising all the orange juice you could drink for a dime. So he stopped at the roadside stand, asked for a glass of orange juice and gave the guy a dime. After drinking it he asked for a refill. The man did so then said, "That will be a dime." My father said, "The sign said all the orange juice you could drink for a dime. And the guy said, "That was all the orange juice you can drink for a dime."
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How child psychologists get rich. 

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 My youngest daughter once declared at supper one night, "You know that it's the law that you have to support me until I'm 21." After I stopped laughing I straightened her out.
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What is it with Americans and drugs. According to our massive per capita usage, we are in love with them yet at the same time, we punish people for selling it.  
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Man proposes on live TV...

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 Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches.

Wife: ok just throw them out.

[Later]

Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* Look I'm as surprised as you are.

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HUMAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

 This is Michelle Clapton, the costume designer for all the amazing outfits we’ve seen on Game of Thrones. Just wanted to give some recognition to those that deserve it.
And...

Despite the last season of GoT being a hot mess, I think we need to stop and appreciate the music that this man, Ramin Djawadi, gave to us. I’ve been listening to all the season soundtracks lately and my gods this man can make some music. If you haven’t already, check out The Rains of Castamere by him and System of a Down’s Serj Tankian. Whatever you thought of the show, you can’t deny the fact that Djawadi’s music made the show stand out from the rest. Alexa, play The Winds of Winter.

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How exactly do you learn how to do that?  
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Way before photoshop... 
 Georges Méliès was a French illusionist and film director who led many technical and narrative developments in the earliest days of cinema. 1861-1938.
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Why would you waste money on a service that carries Game of Thrones when you could just absorb the plot of each episode as hundreds of furious live-tweets. I have been consuming the show in this fashion for at least four seasons, as a whale consumes krill.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

20mm MK244 Armor Piercing Discarding Sabot round hitting 2.5" thick aluminum blocks

 Note the tungsten penetrator tumbling in the background after bouncing off the third block while the sabot base element spins in front of the first one.
https://www.gd-ots.com/munitions/medium-caliber-ammunition/20mm_mk244/
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This reminds me of how they plan to get a probe through the ice to the subsurface ocean on Jupiter's moon, Ganymede  
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Speaking of...
Our moon, Jupiter and 4 of its moons

I would soil myself if I ever saw that. 
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Takes my breath away. 
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Can’t, I’m in big trouble with the wife. I didn’t notice a new piece of furniture for two months.

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

My nephew raises chickens and I'm going to ask him to put in a swing. They really seem to enjoy it.  
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 I think that the dog is reacting to human's expression more than the fire coming and going.
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Look at its belly. Want to guess what it ate?

The python swallowed another python that was the same size. I guess it coiled up in its stomach so it had to regurgitate it.

Never try to eat something a big as you are.

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And that is why people take so many pair of underwear with them on trips.  
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The best image on the internet today...

I don't think its smiling. I think it sees it's own image and is baring those teeth as a sign of aggression.  
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