FOLIO OLIO: SATURDAY #3831

One Of My Very Own

Sometimes I embarrass myself, but I have vowed that I will post every OOMVO that I create. Let me try to atone...

EMAIL:

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

Follow the leader...

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Karenator T-Methousand

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I hope she doesn't have prairie dogs in her garden. That is not a euphemism.

Some say she is still flipping through the forest to this day.

Oh, look, another shrubbery related incident.

It's always funnier when it happens to one of the beautiful people.

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Elephant Soccer - What could possibly go wrong?

Ouch!
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I showed that clip to one of the managers at my pizza bar and he immediately declared it "trash pizza" because it didn't fall apart when caught. Called it cardboard.
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Hahahahanhanaha!
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Lack of respect: The real reason the robot uprising finally begins.

After driving the camera up his buddy's ass crack, the operator of that bot was probably pissing his pants laughing.

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To those people who say "exercise is my drug", I say have you ever done drugs?

S.T.E.M. MATTERS

Functional Lego Technic Bridge Girder

This is a model of a real machine I watched make a real bridge.
Brilliant!
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Just a little reminder that those cute seals are, in fact, predators.

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Samsung has released today an AI mode, which can make facial animations from single pictures, including paintings.

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314 passengers? It's a π-plane!
https://www.unilad.co.uk/technology/new-flying-v-plane-could-revolutionise-air-travel/

Imagine looking out the window and seeing the clouds coming directly at you.
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Astrophotography processing

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Do people who go to Dubai actually enjoy going to Dubai or do they just go to Dubai to tell everyone that they went to Dubai? It looks fucking shite to me.

NICE PEOPLE

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For her funeral, a woman requested that in lieu of flowers people bring backpacks full of supplies for needy students.

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Anybody know any good recipes for wild duck breasts? A friend brought me a freezer full of them.

The simpler the better. My seasonings run from salt to pepper.
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10 yr old heroic sister saves her 3 yr old sister from drowning.

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Remember how embarrassing it was to explain to the school nurse about the Lego in your butthole?

NOT SO NICE PEOPLE

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You can easily guess the exact wording of this exchange...

"I'm going to let you do that one time without killing you."
SMACK!
"But only once...once."
RH: You can tell by the man's gait that he is not one to trifle with. And that delayed reaction could have very easily proved fatal.
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How Many People Are Injured?

A. One
B. Two
C. Three
D. Maybe more
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D.
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And we wonder why health care costs are so high.
And all for fake internet points.
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I have bought my last Apple.

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⚠ Trigger warning ⚠

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Can't go to prison if you don't fit in the prison.

I wonder how the prison will accommodate that guy.
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I seldom bullshit. If I'm not sure about something I preface my comments with "As I understand it" or "Someone told me..." So the other day I made this statement: "Did you know that two basketballs will fit in a basketball rim at the same time."
The guy next to me at the bar said, "NO WAY!" then began to explain to me two inches that would remain on each side of a ball in the rim. I like the guy otherwise a bet would surely have been made because I, of course, knew, and he was just posturing.

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I often ask young people if they read or have hobbies and most of them tell me that they are too busy. Then I ask how many hours they spend PER DAY playing computer games and you know their answer. I just don't get it.
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How do these schools get certification?

More of that poppycock...

https://www.amazon.com/Science-Student-Text-Grade-4/dp/1591664233/ref=pd_s
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People who actually unpack their suitcase and use the dresser in the hotel room are at a level of responsibility that I will simply never attain.

UNUSUALNESSES

The Simpsons nailed it again...

They have a knack for predicting actual events...

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I don't know what that means but felt compelled to use anything with the phrase "sexines reduction procedure."
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Allow me to introduce Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez, chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain.

*MNBT

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Sometimes I'm too observant for my own good. Do you see anything off about this?

The closest purple cable bundle that touches the left and right edge of the photograph don't match - one has more zip-ties. Jeeez.
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Q: What is the code entomologists use for "I stepped on it, I'm so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small"?

A: Impromptu dissection performed under less than optimal lighting conditions.

WORLD EVENTS

I've never understood why Americans refuse to race in the rain when the rest of the world just puts on rain tires and off they go.

Hell, people even play golf in the rain.

Seems a little unmanly to me.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons#Former_Soviet_Republics

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Aerial view of the Nam Pan Market, Myanmar (Burma)

I have shown you that previously, but I find it mesmerizing.
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The Tiananmen Square Massacre has captured the attention of the internet. And I think deservedly.