WEDNESDAY #3814

One Of My Very Own

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 This is the full, uncropped photo of Tiananmen Square’s Tank Man as he faces an entire column of tanks and armor, unarmed. Never let his bravery be forgotten.

And officially it never happened.

Well, the US government still claims the Gulf of Tonkin incident really happened and that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

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Who wore it better?

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TAKE A WALK ON THE WEIRD SIDE

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Pigs foot body pillow, for reasons.

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Wait for it...

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 Mars Attack, what a movie.
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 *MNBT
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Where will you be when the drugs kick in?

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What Happens Next?

A masked man enters the store accompanied by three... 
A. Children.
B. Ostriches.
C. Penguins.
D. Naked men.
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B.

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Reverse psychology at its best:

Don't go fuck yourself.

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TASKS PEOPLE ARE PAID TO DO

A job I imagined a machine would do.

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Some people are paid to do leisure time activities.

Leave some pussy for the rest of us, Sparky!
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I don't know what she's doing but I assume she won.

I have a shotgun like that sans the extended magazine.
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If I were him I would have a television dedicated just for showing that on loop.
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The secret to being a great photographer is to take lots and lots of photographs.

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I built all the dressing rooms in my wife's store out of old doors.
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Is it "What the hey?" or "What the hay?"

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T

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Speaking of...

 

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term "One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases.

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THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW YESTERDAY

After trying every adhesive they could think of to hold the tile to the shuttle one guy went to the local hardware store and bought a tube of bathroom caulk and that is what they ended up using.

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DUELING

 Dueling scars were badges of honor worn by the Aristocracy and Higher class of Germany and Austria. In its hay day (starting around 1825)dueling societies or fraternities were held in very high regard at German and Austrian universities. Scars similar to these told the story of a good fight well fought and were often used as a judge of one's character and social status as usually only higher class individuals could attend universities where dueling fraternities were prevalent.

 Because mensur swords are a one-handed weapon and because many fencers were right-handed, most of the scars a fencer would have adorned the left side of their face. The social status that accompanied mensur scars was so great that there were students and adults that took razors and made their own or went to a doctor to have their face cut. Both practices were highly frowned upon and viewed as a form of fraud.  The same could be said of those who picked at or tried to exacerbate their scar to make it more pronounced.

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I've shown you this critter before.

 And I've stumbled upon a gif of it in action.

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Trucks and buses protecting people from runaway vehicles on Norwegian National 

Day. Welcome to 2019.

 "Runaway" is an interesting term to use for a murder weapon.
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If a woman asks if she looks fat, it's not enough to say "no." You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backward if necessary.

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Hahahahanhanaha!

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LAST LAUGHS

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Harry in middle age.

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It's silly, it's not very well done, but I still laughed. 
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Hahahahanhanaha!
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 Excellent advice!

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