THURSDAY #3976

One Of My Very Own

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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE
Watch 'The Laundromat' on Netflix.
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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

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And then there are cats.

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I assume they removed the tusks to keep the poachers from getting them. 
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I would cut holes in the fence so he could see what's going on. But then again he is getting some exercise doing it his way.
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The human is 5'9" tall.

That looks very much like an art studio. And a very nice art studio at that. 
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I imagine it goes down those stairs every day...at least once.
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Kid gets absolutely freight trained by deer.

Another nice segue.
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Everybody hates being sung happy birthday and everybody hates singing happy birthday so what the fuck are we doing here?

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WHEN THINGS GO AWRY

I'm getting kinda mixed signals here.

 Then there's this guy...

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This happened to me in a university housing unit.

Luckily it was directly above the tub so that when the bubble was burst it didn't cause any damage.
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To win all he has to do is make the eight ball without scratching.

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[verification needed] 
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Wouldn't it be ironic if the antidepressants kicked in and she no longer wanted to die all the while the drugs are trying to kill her?
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Indonesia

What happened to her? It's usually the woman who is punished in fundamentalist societies, while men are left unpunished.
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With this horn, you can scare off thieves.


https://i.imgur.com/vy83l24.mp4

Sound on.
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Does this happen often?
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Yes, I know. But it's just another reminder to never get out of the car during a road rage incident.
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I have a shotgun just like that.

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No word on why McDonald's moved out.
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I allow myself two glasses of red wine during my evening meal. Today we had a big lunch so I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for supper and, yes, I ate it with two glasses of wine.

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PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING

Snapple knows.

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Woodworker saved all his knots and put them to good use.

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It sounds scary but they all volunteered.
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Do you think it did that on purpose? 
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Upper jaw surgery did some wonders to my breathing, gum health, and joint discomfort.

The transformation is extraordinary.
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When absolutely must go ice fishing.

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Those are made from colored Rice Krispies.
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I can do that. The trick is having the right brush with the right paint and dragging the pinky. 
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Lest we forget...

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I found that if you want to get out of a date just yodel the menu. They won't even want a ride home.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

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I wish bellbottoms would make a comeback. I like bellbottoms.

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I tend to agree. 
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How, exactly, would you know that? 
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Sure, scientists make mistakes but there are ALWAYS other scientists eager to ferret out any errors. It's like their favorite game.
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And more often than not, the rightest of the right religion is the one your parents believed in. 
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https://i.imgur.com/2WCJ9yk.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/aaBwg7q.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/tVXJLri.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/iflkz1p.mp4 

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