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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, January 17, 2020

FRIDAY #4040

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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RATHER POWERFUL IMAGES

 Cookie cutter, Valentine’s Day in Beijing
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 I was once asked to pose naked.
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 It felt as if one’s entire world was one, long Sunday afternoon. Nothing to do. Nowhere to go.
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Don't always frame your main point of interest in the center.

This is much more dramatic.
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Imagine getting murdered and you go to heaven and God is like “They turned your gruesome death story into a podcast lol.”

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IT'S NEWS TO ME


SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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Shades of gray show the age of ice, not how much ice which is what I originally thought. 
Oh, Gentle Reader, the facts are known and we are more or less fucked.


The science has spoken loud and clear.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE


Your "opinion" simply DOES NOT MATTER!

What are you deniers going to tell your grandchildren when they ask what you did during the war on the planet?
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What has happened in the past year:
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The new Star Wars movie forgot to make the creatures fun and magical. It's just normal rabbits and pigs and stuff running around in space.

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FIBS, LIES, AND DAMNED LIES

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How do I know that is fake? Just ask yourself why it is being filmed in the first place.
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My wife once mistook movie theater popcorn butter for hand sanitizer. Hilarity ensued.

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PEOPLE: FAMOUS OR NO

The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.”
- Umberto Eco 
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"If it sounds like writing, rewrite it."
 — Elmore Leonard’s 10 Rules of Writing
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"To be or not to be. That’s not really a question.” 
― Jean-Luc Godard
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“One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
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“There are very few thoughts or concepts that can’t be put into plain English, provided anyone truly wants to do it. But for everyone who strives for clarity and simplicity, there are three who for one reason or another prefer to draw the clouds across the sky.”
E. B. White, Why Brevity Is Not the Gold Standard for Style

That reminds me of the research paper that called this structure...

A "Multi-story vertical vehicular storage facility" instead of a parking garage.
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These are the tools of a writer.

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This makes the usage rather clear.

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Don't give up on this too soon...
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Genius Cosplay
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A kinetic sculpture that looks like a person walking.

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Remember when people used to care whether you had a tattoo?

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What fun.
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 How to save the grommets on your tarp.

 Or you could just buy these handy clips.
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 I seem to remember showing you that before.
If so, here's another.
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 And let's not forget this Typhoid Mary prick...
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1 comment:

David said...

Puzzle time

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