SUNDAY #4084

One Of My Very Own

That was embarrassingly awful. Let's try again...

Hell, not much better, but, hey, they can't all be gems.
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EMAIL: 

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 Ad in China telling the Chinese to stop eating wild animals so that we don't need face masks.

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The proper way to wash your hands

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*MNBT
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ON LANGUAGE

All things Ralph.
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Tell me it ain't so. 
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*MNBT
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My grocery list:

1. Don’t run into anyone you know

2. Eggs

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(Every meeting I have ever had to attend)
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AND AWRY WE GO

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[verification needed]
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All while being filmed.
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What in the name of Nicola Tesla was his best-case scenario? 
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“Who let the dogs out,” they ask. “No idea,” I say. They let me go. As I walk away from the police station my limp slowly disappears.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

It doesn't take much to amuse me. 
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A 50 million-year-old Gecko preserved in amber.

Don't dare tell me that I've shown you that before. I don't think one viewing of something so remarkable is enough. 
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Knock loud, I’m home.

 My father went in with some neighbors to buy a shack like that. It was on a river and we used to camp there often. It was in that shack that I learned I was nearly deaf in one ear. The crickets and frogs were so loud that nobody could go to sleep, so I suggested that they lay on their "good ear." I thought that everyone had a good and a bad ear sort of like being left or right-handed.

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 Xauex? Why fuck it up like that?
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They are fancy caps for a toy gun. 
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El Capitan in the morning light.

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I've seen a million of these on the beach.

  I always thought that the little balls of sand were excavated from the hole, but no. The crab gathers it up as he walks away from the hole.

Check it out.

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Rather...spooky that.
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HER: I want u so bad

ME: badly

HER: what?

ME: badly…not bad…it should be an adverb

HER: you don't sext very good

ME: you mean I don't sext very WELL

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS

 He's got game.

And his wife put on a few pounds. 
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The Last Milk Bender

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The Irish

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[verification needed] 
Sorry for the poor quality.
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Dear Ladies, That refers to masturbation.
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This is one of the only times in my life I haven't owned a convertible. I even had a 1946 VW convertible when I was serving my country by drinking beer in Germany.
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The closest thing to a miracle we will ever see.
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Some people are dealing with real-life crises right now and need your nudes now more than ever.

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INFERRED DRAMA

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Oh no, I hope the driver is...

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Miss Teenage Riot

???? 
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 “I want to take all my psychiatry out on you” 
– Taylor Mead
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Get it? Not really a puzzle. It took me much longer than it should have.