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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, April 3, 2020

FRIDAY #4117

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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Art installation?
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 [sheriff's office]
me: we found a body in the woods but it's decayed beyond recognition.
deputy: can't you identify it using dental records

me: ordinarily we would but the town dentist has been missing for over 6 months now.

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ART AND PHOTOGRAPHY


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 6y/o: I don’t want to be a hunter when I grow up. I don’t want to kill animals anymore.

Me: ANYMORE!? *googling serial killer warning signs*

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THOUGHTS






Now twenty years later we are still at it.  
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What the fuck is that all about? 
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Why don't you just stop going to the sites that offend you? 
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It has been proven more than once that non-violence yields the best results when protesting. I strongly recommend it.
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Is there anybody out there who still thinks marijuana is a Class I drug? 
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Having standards is important, so having double standards is even better than that because it means you have twice as many standards.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME


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FloriDUH
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That thing must weigh a ton. 
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I'm going to go ahead and assume that's mud. 
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This Japanese shopkeeper's smile
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The reason Twitter shows "Twitter for iPhone" or "Twitter for Android" is because Jesus will use it later to decide who goes to heaven. Android users obviously.

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OBJECTS OF INTERESTING


I don't think that's the first time he has done that.  
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Fuck the pickup towing it, I want to know who makes that trailer. 
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See anything...odd.
The shoes are on the wrong foot.  
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Remember this?
 When a steam engine explodes. I wondered how many times that happened and found these images.
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Well, don't we all? 
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 JAWShank Redemption
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 His perseverance deserves this.
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At the intermission of musicals, there should be a very short football game.

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THE LIGHTER SIDE OF THE PANDEMIC


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 Gravity is a real bitch sometimes.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Different than what? There are no two the same.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: D is different. Rotate B 180 degrees and rotate C 90 degrees counterclockwise and they are the same as A.
At least that's what I get from a quick 15 second scan.

Anonymous said...

Agreed. D..

Thanks for these posts Ralph, stay well

Anonymous said...

ART AND PHOTOGRAPHY was fabulous!
Thank you!
Towanda

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