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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, April 26, 2020

SUNDAY #4140

One Of My Very Own










Movie captions...
What is drone music?

Somebody had to write those words in that order.





A few suggestions:
A Fish Called Rwanda
The Beer Movie
Planet of the Rape
Winter's Boner
Pulp Friction

12 Years A Slaver


A few suggestions:
You look different awake
Your daughter is 18?
What will this cost?
So, you do anal?
You like genital warts?
“Vaccines DO cause autism!”
Hello. I'm a Vegan.
I voted for Trump. 



I do that.

“Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.”

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity



How the hell did he walk away from that?

Visually impaired guy sees his girlfriend for the very first time, and the first thing he looks at is her boobs.


That exact moment the pepper kicks in...




That J.K. Simmons got super ripped for Justice League.

Just to wear a trench coat in the dark. Am I the only one bothered by that?


Every boy needs a dog. 

 A 94-year-old lady turns the town where she lives into an art gallery.






A judge once sentenced an old man to 20 years in jail. The old man said, "I shall die before I get out." The judge replied, "Well, just do as many as you can."



The F-14 was a super cool plane. Huge for a fighter.
It has variable wings - swept back for supersonic (rear aircraft) and extended forward (leading aircraft) for slower speeds needed in landing.


A 225 Million Year Old Petrified Opal Tree Trunk in Arizona.
"Because the wood is stored in deep water, the minerals in the groundwater flow through the sediment, replacing the original plant material such as silica, calcite, and pyrite.
Even very expensive minerals can infiltrate wood-like opal. The result is a fossil made from the original woody material, which often shows preserved details of tree bark, wood, and cellular structures." 

It's a fucking flea!


I took that photo in Alaska showing the mile marker high enough to be seen above the coming snow.

 Turkish Sand coffee brewing gives the coffee more time in the heat, therefore allowing for better preparation, some people say they like it for the in flavor intensity, compared to mainstream brewed coffee.

Soviet Era architecture reused...
 As a KFC...



 Cue the Benny Hill music.







 Probably need to enlarge.



PLEASE ADD TO APRIL 24 QUESTION, bottom of page. There are 27 in all, I've got half that]
Cat’s got his tongue ; don’t put all your eggs in one basket ; kick the bucket; time flies; born with a silver spoon in your mouth; in a nutshell; no room to swing a cat; red herring; spill the beans; a worm in the ear; wear your heart on your sleeve; bird brain; tie a knot in it; as many holes as a Swiss cheese;

DOB said...

Just above the pond on the right side of the image.

Ralph Henry said...

Just to the left of the pond.

Larry said...

That’s a tick in the dogs gum line.......

jamrdow said...

J.K. Simmons got that ripped for the movie Whiplash, where he had plenty of opportunity to show it off. I'm his age and keep a copy of that photo next to my home gym foe inspiration.

Anonymous said...

Luke 23:34

"When they came to the place called The Skull, they crucified Him there, along with the criminals, one on His right and the other on His left. Then Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.” And they divided up His garments by casting lots. The people stood watching, and the rulers sneered at Him, saying, “He saved others; let Him save Himself if He is the Christ of God, the Chosen One." Do not be afraid, or captive to your fears, my friends. We love you. And, He is Risen!

Ralph Henry said...

I don't believe you. Simple as that.

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