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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, May 18, 2020

MONDAY #4163

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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INFORMATION YOU MAY NOT HAVE HAD YESTERDAY


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A map showing population...
 My city doesn't even show up...



I think this is a close-up of New York...
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What a magnificent achievement. 
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The Tradition of Danish Eelgrass Farming
 They use it for construction and I found it very interesting.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Over 60 percent of those surveyed said their characters were capable of acting independently. "They sometimes tell me that what I have in mind for them isn't right," explained one author, "that they would never behave or speak that way." 
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
My characters spoke to me. I once heard a famous author speak and he said, "You need to know what kind of underwear your character wears." What he meant was to have your character so fixed in your mind that when he comes to a situation you know how that character will respond.
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The Nazi soldiers were very brave. All armies think they are on the righteous side. But when you lose the war you also have to lose your belief in your righteousness. It's like a rule.
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Angel: how long should dogs live?
God: how about 12 years
Angel: horses?
God: 20
Angel: cats?
God: 15
Angel: sea turtles?
God: ONE HUNDRED FIFTY
Angel: oh no it’s happening again
God: haha, hey ask me about flies

Angel *rubs temples*: …fine
God: like 12 minutes lol

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IMAGES SELDOM SEEN

Shadows and reflections of water bottles...
 Reminds me of this...
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A photo by Paula Schlindwein.

I wanted to see what it looked like upside down...
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Who thinks like that?! 
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Beer Pong in a Parallel Universe
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If I had to walk over that every day it would drive me stark raving mad.
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The wife and I are ready for Thanksgiving...

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???? 
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Sleeping baby? 
Quarantine does that to people.
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Curtain control...
Or drying panties? 
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I don't believe I have ever seen that done in the city. 
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**IKIARBISW
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*spills drink*

Damnit, these are my April pants.

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I have no idea.
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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

Can you find the fawn?
 Let's get a closer look...
You have to admire the little snake's detection prowess. 
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I'll see your cat using the toilet and raise you...

You can hear it tinkle!
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
And...
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Pornhub has ruined me.
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Ultimate cat and mouse game...
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Player three has entered the game...

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Drone records thousands of sea turtles.
 This is amazing.
 You won't believe how many there are.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Has anybody ever seen anything like that?
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Earth, 1980: please stop emitting so much carbon dioxide
People: Nah

Earth, 2020: HEY REMEMBER WHEN I ASKED NICELY

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE THE REST OF US


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 Here's what he actually looks like.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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Vibrating panties?
Childbirth. 
Here she mimics the crowning...
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Damn girl!
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"Andy's coming!"
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 Drags a wheel to reduce his airspeed...
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I'll just leave this here without comment...
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Day 4: I’ve finally completed all my New Year’s resolutions from ’97.

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WHEN THING DON'T GO AS PLANNED



Stealth Fighter Crash

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I don't think there's supposed to be that much smoke.
 But what the hell is this stuff?
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No airbags? 
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"Please wait for the boat to come to a complete sto... " 
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🎶Hello Darkness My Old Friend.🎶
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"Trust me, I'm an electrician."
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Pedestrian freakout
The girl has some serious anger management issues about minor crosswalk encroachment.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: turn puzzle upside-down. Remove 2 matches from the 8 to make a "P". Remove one match from the 0 to make a "U".

The result is "2 PLUS 1".

Anonymous said...

Re: cartoon with the bird, the bird had shared his courting technique with the guy and it was successful.

Anonymous said...

*I "hear" the characters when I read.
*And oh HELL NO to the canned Thanksgiving dinner.
*E9: No, no and NO!
Towanda

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