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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020


One Of My Very Own





I find that amazing.

I wonder if it could have been given a colorant outer layer that could be scraped off thus making it look more real.

This cat saw a red tail hawk in the air and ran for cover.
My question is: was it learned behavior or was it a natural reflex that it was born with?

“How do you do, fellow ducks?”

Chicken raised by ducks = chicken that behaves like a duck.

They kill bees...by the thousands.
 They invade a honey bee hive, behead all the bees, then guard the hive as their own, using the honey to nourish their young.

Not one. I hate to break it to you but there is no such thing as magic, clairvoyance, or miracles. They just exist in the mind of the beholder.


I want to believe so badly.

There are so very many things about my computer that I haven't a clue about. I can use it with great efficiency...until something goes wrong. 

How does he know where to line the tool up to remove a panel? 

For obvious reasons castles are built on the high ground.

Islands are even better.

And I guess if there is no high ground you make your own.

I sure would like to see the propulsion system. 

A nanobot performs artificial insemination of an egg.


Why didn’t I marry a hairdresser or a baker? I did not think this through.
- My wife probably



Well, this would motivate me to run, too.

I'm assuming her arm is getting a mild electric shock...
 Reminds me of one of my acid trips...



Some high school seniors got to paint their parking spots. 


It's all fun and games till big dog shows up...


What must be going through that horse's mind? 






Can a woman ever deserve this? 


 This next one is not painted but photoshopped.


Wait for it...

 No, he didn't die. Only non-life threatening injuries.

"Will you...go fuck yourself!?"
Somebody slept with somebody they probably shouldn't have? 

From the caption: "A homeless man was approached by another man. He salutes him, my speculation is that he is a homeless veteran." 
That's disgraceful, but no vet salutes with the wrong hand.
It being filmed tells me it was premeditated.

Man in isolation cuts his hair with manual sheep shears.
 With less than stellar results.

"Grab her by the pussy," boasted Donald Trump.
And come to find out Trump stole his signature move from this guy.


Do I hope that my toddler grows up to be an intelligent and fully-functioning member of society? Yes. Do I also hope that he’s still trying to inflate a balloon by holding it two inches in front of his face and blowing toward the hole? Hell yes.



I wonder if the birds learned that if they stay like that then the human will give them more food? 


My mother had a squirrel that would do that. She named it Phil until it had babies then they called her Phillis.


Pre-lift motivation ear-pull ritual...


And if you were thinking that deadlift had no practical applications...


There ain't enough money in the world to get me to do that.




 Get it?






1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: Remove the top and bottom matches from the left side and move them straight across so that they are above and below the 2 matches. Move the single match to the far left.

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