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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

TUESDAY #4164

One Of My Very Own
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TOPICS I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT


I find that amazing.
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I wonder if it could have been given a colorant outer layer that could be scraped off thus making it look more real.
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This cat saw a red tail hawk in the air and ran for cover.
My question is: was it learned behavior or was it a natural reflex that it was born with?
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“How do you do, fellow ducks?”

Chicken raised by ducks = chicken that behaves like a duck.
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They kill bees...by the thousands.
 They invade a honey bee hive, behead all the bees, then guard the hive as their own, using the honey to nourish their young.
 SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Not one. I hate to break it to you but there is no such thing as magic, clairvoyance, or miracles. They just exist in the mind of the beholder.
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I want to believe so badly.
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There are so very many things about my computer that I haven't a clue about. I can use it with great efficiency...until something goes wrong. 
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How does he know where to line the tool up to remove a panel? 
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For obvious reasons castles are built on the high ground.
 

Islands are even better.


And I guess if there is no high ground you make your own.
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I sure would like to see the propulsion system. 
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A nanobot performs artificial insemination of an egg.
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Why didn’t I marry a hairdresser or a baker? I did not think this through.
- My wife probably

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THINGS I FOUND HUMOROUS


Well, this would motivate me to run, too.
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I'm assuming her arm is getting a mild electric shock...
 Reminds me of one of my acid trips...
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Some high school seniors got to paint their parking spots. 
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It's all fun and games till big dog shows up...
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What must be going through that horse's mind? 
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PEOPLE MISBEHAVING


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Can a woman ever deserve this? 
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 This next one is not painted but photoshopped.

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Wait for it...

 
 No, he didn't die. Only non-life threatening injuries.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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"Will you...go fuck yourself!?"
Somebody slept with somebody they probably shouldn't have? 
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From the caption: "A homeless man was approached by another man. He salutes him, my speculation is that he is a homeless veteran." 
That's disgraceful, but no vet salutes with the wrong hand.
It being filmed tells me it was premeditated.
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Man in isolation cuts his hair with manual sheep shears.
 With less than stellar results.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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"Grab her by the pussy," boasted Donald Trump.
And come to find out Trump stole his signature move from this guy.
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Do I hope that my toddler grows up to be an intelligent and fully-functioning member of society? Yes. Do I also hope that he’s still trying to inflate a balloon by holding it two inches in front of his face and blowing toward the hole? Hell yes.

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FEATS I CAN'T OR WON'T PERFORM


I wonder if the birds learned that if they stay like that then the human will give them more food? 
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**IKIARBISW 
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My mother had a squirrel that would do that. She named it Phil until it had babies then they called her Phillis.
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Pre-lift motivation ear-pull ritual...

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And if you were thinking that deadlift had no practical applications...

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There ain't enough money in the world to get me to do that.
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: Remove the top and bottom matches from the left side and move them straight across so that they are above and below the 2 matches. Move the single match to the far left.

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